Where’s the Bathroom? (feat. Tovah Feldshuh) – “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments


WHERE’S THE BATHROOM! WHERE’S THE BATHROOM! I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM
TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE A BATHROOM IN THIS HOVEL YOU CALL HOME. I DON’T KNOW WHICH WAS BUMPIER
THE PLANE RIDE OR THE TAXI ALL THESE FREEWAYS ARE A NIGHTMARE
WHERE’S MY PURSE, I NEED MY COMB. BY THE WAY, YOU’RE LOOKING HEALTHY
AND BY HEALTHY I MEAN CHUNKY I DON’T MEAN THAT AS AN INSULT
I’M JUST STATING IT AS FACT I SEE YOUR ECZEMA IS BACK. ARE YOU USING THE LOTION THAT I SENT YOU? IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA USE IT
I’LL RETURN IT TO THE STORE. GOD, I GIVE YOU EVERYTHING
AND STILL YOU JUST WANT MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE. WHERE’S THE BATHROOM, WHERE’S THE BATHROOM YOU HAVEN’T TOLD ME WHERE YOUR BATHROOM IS! IT’S UPSTAIRS OK, FINE, I NEED THE WALK. WELL, YOUR HOUSE IS OY YOY YOY CHARMING
THOUGH SOME FLORALS WOULDN’T KILL YOU DO YOU EVER GET A MAID HERE? IT’S SO NICE TO SIT AND TALK. SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE
A VENDETTA AGAINST VASES? AND WHEN DID YOU STOP WEARING MAKEUP? ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU’RE NOT GAY? I’D STILL LOVE YOU IF YOU WERE GAY
IT WOULD EXPLAIN THIS VASE VENDETTA PLEASE JUST TELL ME IF YOU’RE GAY. AGAIN, I AM NOT GAY DON’T INTERRUPT ME, YOU’RE ALWAYS WITH
THE TALKING I JUST GOT OFF A PLANE, GIVE ME A MOMENT TO
CATCH MY BREATH IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
SINCE YOU LIVED INSIDE ME FOR NINE MONTHS AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T TOLD ME
WHERE THE HELL YOUR STUPID BATHROOM IS! I SAID IT’S UPSTAIRS OH RIGHT, THANK YOU YOU CALL THAT A BATHROOM
THAT’S WHAT PASSES FOR A BATHROOM? THERE WERE NO BOWLS OF ROCKS OR ANY DECORATIVE
SOAPS– YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A BATH MAT
WHO DOESN’T HAVE A BATH MAT? IF YOU NEED A BATH MAT I CAN– OH, DID YOU
HEAR – A BISHOP IN WISCONSIN SAID SOMETHING ANTI-SEMITIC
SO THE TEMPLE HAS DECIDED TO BOYCOTT CHEDDAR CHEESE– EVERYONE ASKS HOW YOU’RE DOING
“HOW IS LITTLE BECKY?” “IS SHE STILL A BIG SHOT LAWYER?” AND TO THAT I JUST SAY “PLEASE.” YOU WON’T GET A HUSBAND THIS WAY–
AT LEAST YOU HAVE YOUR CAREER OH WAIT, YOU THREW OUT YOUR CAREER
TO CHASE THIS CALIFORNIA DREAM I WASTED ALL THAT DOUGH ON HARVARD AND YALE
FOR YOU TO BE LIVING IN A DUMP IN NOWHERE, USA– GETTING FATTER BY THE MINUTE ON THIS GREASY
GOYISH FOOD JUST PUT MY LUGGAGE IN MY ROOM
COULD I GET A GLASS OF WATER, I’LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT
I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN!

100 Comments

blatfrau

May 5, 2018, 5:26 pm Reply

whenever I am angry about my mother I listen to this song to remember I'm not the only one dealing with this.

валерия будовская

Jun 6, 2018, 5:17 pm Reply

all women are stupid
all women are whores
all women are hysteric
all women are mercantile
but not all men!
why do you generalizing about men?!

Lauren Kwiatkowski

Jun 6, 2018, 5:47 pm Reply

I love how the lyrics are all capitalized

Rachel Andelman

Jul 7, 2018, 7:09 am Reply

Tovah reminds me of my grandma!

Arlo Steiner

Jul 7, 2018, 2:07 am Reply

Can't believe the temple boycotted cheddar cheese

Rares Leonte

Jul 7, 2018, 10:18 pm Reply

" it's the least you can do since you lived inside me for 9 months"😂😂😂😂😂

Joshey Dubs

Jul 7, 2018, 7:41 pm Reply

this is more like my grandmother than my mother.

CV LX

Jul 7, 2018, 8:50 am Reply

Sad she died in the Walking dead… now she's Jewish

serisothikos

Aug 8, 2018, 2:42 am Reply

Danielle Melnick on a rampage here. I love every performance I've ever seen Tovah give.

Regina George

Aug 8, 2018, 6:26 am Reply

This is my mom&grandmother pls send help

Tiffany Tan

Aug 8, 2018, 6:07 am Reply

And my mom wonders why I don't call.

G H

Aug 8, 2018, 4:12 pm Reply

My mom when she visits 😂😂😂

{Layla’sWorld} Oooo

Aug 8, 2018, 1:19 am Reply

This is every mom.

One-Eyed Owl

Aug 8, 2018, 7:22 pm Reply

Make Karen's channel real

Brad Hengehold

Aug 8, 2018, 5:28 am Reply

how do i like this video more than once?

Mr. GreEnHead

Aug 8, 2018, 8:03 am Reply

just show her the bathroom already

Mr. GreEnHead

Aug 8, 2018, 8:05 am Reply

should i sing this so my auntie show me the way to bathroom at her house?

Mr. GreEnHead

Aug 8, 2018, 8:05 am Reply

me everytime needs bathroom

Wolverine101

Aug 8, 2018, 6:39 pm Reply

Fiddler on the Roof!!!

S.E. Hunt

Sep 9, 2018, 2:03 am Reply

my mam is like this but you'd need a layer of her swearing at me on top of all this

Bamboo Bhang

Sep 9, 2018, 10:09 am Reply

I mean with her mother, I honestly give Rebecca credit for still trying in life at all and not killing herself. Sounds harsh, but it's true.

zephyr

Oct 10, 2018, 11:10 am Reply

Why are there chips and condoms in the guestroom?

David Galán

Oct 10, 2018, 7:23 pm Reply

I stopped watching the show after episode two because of some gender stereotypes and unrealistic cliché character traits (woman you barely know that becames your best friend and is of course the less attractive sidekick gets ignored by you but when you have no other person goes back at you like nothing ever happened) but I mean THIS is incredible. Should I give the show another shot?

UPDATE: Okay this show is incredible, continuing watching it was the best thing I ever did.

BJPE

Oct 10, 2018, 11:57 pm Reply

God this is my grandma

gab dou

Nov 11, 2018, 5:32 am Reply

In crazy ex girlfriend I vote for Nathaniel and Rebecca or Greg and Rebecca

Natalia

Nov 11, 2018, 7:57 pm Reply

What episode is this from?

Tilly Wolfendale

Nov 11, 2018, 7:38 am Reply

Hope you come to England at some point I'd love to see you your my hero

Love you xx

Vicy Cross

Nov 11, 2018, 11:29 pm Reply

DON'T INTERRUPT MEEEE!

savage king

Nov 11, 2018, 6:13 am Reply

How she got done that fast in the bathroom

sudburylawyer

Dec 12, 2018, 1:55 pm Reply

Psychic vampires. I have a couple myself

MagicalPeachInternet

Dec 12, 2018, 2:54 pm Reply

If you look at it from a later point in the series, Momma Naomi sees Rebecca as her life gone right, before she had Rebecca. She was a high paid prestigious lawyer in New York, Naomi's dream. What Naomi never considered is that she could train to be a lawyer instead and live her dream herself instead of piling it on Rebecca to live through

Kayla numberonejew

Dec 12, 2018, 5:10 pm Reply

Mood

Kate D

Dec 12, 2018, 3:31 am Reply

Is this… Is this the universal mom song

Dark Horse 2020

Jan 1, 2019, 7:30 am Reply

She sounds like my mom…

David Goldin

Jan 1, 2019, 10:14 pm Reply

Give it up Rachel. Tovah RULES!

Justin game 44

Jan 1, 2019, 8:37 am Reply

this song is now why i have a bowls of rocks in mine bathroom

pesteng yawa ng buhay mo

Jan 1, 2019, 12:40 pm Reply

Just asking what genre is the song

Mocha Express

Feb 2, 2019, 8:47 pm Reply

Someone edit this into Tangled

Utku Garip

Feb 2, 2019, 1:15 pm Reply

Büyülendiniz

Nick P

Feb 2, 2019, 6:23 pm Reply

The instrumental sounds like remember that we suffered

Amanda M

Feb 2, 2019, 8:26 pm Reply

Literally my mom 😂

Allan Thomas

Feb 2, 2019, 7:20 pm Reply

1:36 WHERE. THE HELL. YOUR STUPID BATHROOM IS.

Just in love with that line !

Idk. Dude.

Mar 3, 2019, 12:05 am Reply

Jesus Christ this is my mom I’m super Jewish haha. She constantly uses the bathroom and looks at my eczema on me like girl bye jk I love her

Dri_ Marie

Mar 3, 2019, 10:27 am Reply

Honestly I love decorative soaps

jobo

Mar 3, 2019, 2:06 am Reply

“You’re always with the talking” I’m crying 😂😂😂

Tze’ela Noimark

Mar 3, 2019, 9:08 am Reply

Me in 50 years

eliza spote

Apr 4, 2019, 7:50 pm Reply

LOVE this!!

eliza spote

Apr 4, 2019, 7:53 pm Reply

0:54
"Well your house it t-t-t-t-t charming"

Steezeeyy

Apr 4, 2019, 4:54 am Reply

There are no bowls of rocks or any decorative soaps!

Lightning Rider

Apr 4, 2019, 8:11 pm Reply

She’s trying not to smile at 0:44 it’s really good

stekenxu

Apr 4, 2019, 3:43 am Reply

Season 1: "I AM NOT GAY!
Season 4: almost makes out with Audra Levine

Ashley Randall

Apr 4, 2019, 3:14 am Reply

Triggered

Raina Pope

Apr 4, 2019, 3:06 pm Reply

Oh God this is my grandma….I can pinpoint things that she's actually said to either me, my mom or my aunt (who is ironically a Jewish lawyer who moved to California) that are in this song.

nice

Apr 4, 2019, 6:52 pm Reply

Oh my god that shit is real good

Purple Diamond

Apr 4, 2019, 11:26 pm Reply

This is literally my aunt and grandma lol

Lary Holmes

May 5, 2019, 7:17 pm Reply

Omg i love this show…

Sarah Hamilfan

May 5, 2019, 8:10 pm Reply

Demeter visiting Persephone and Hades be like:

"Are you sure that you're not gay"
"Mum I'm married"
"I'd still love you if you were gay"
"MUM I'M MARRIED"
"It would explain the vendetta against vases"
"Mum he's right here– sorry Hades honey"
"This is why I abducted you instead of talking to her"

Blue Geen

May 5, 2019, 1:02 am Reply

Oh god I didn't even realize that Weird Al's song in the last season was basically just a reprise of this! Lmao

ninasfireescape

May 5, 2019, 9:46 pm Reply

Haha I know this is meant to be a Jewish mother song but it reminds me more of my Jewish grandmother. I made a video with my uni and she watched it and all she said in response was "wear more lipstick and get some teeth whitening strips"

Sarah Hamilfan

May 5, 2019, 8:07 am Reply

The best part of this is watching Tovah and Rachel trying to not crack up

Nyrelle Tijerina

May 5, 2019, 2:41 pm Reply

basically my mom—

Ruth Dederick

May 5, 2019, 3:12 am Reply

This is iconic.

Pinkpanda73

May 5, 2019, 7:41 am Reply

god, i wish my mom would sing like this everytime she's berating me

The New Packed Entertainments Zone

Jun 6, 2019, 4:12 am Reply

Deanna survived the Walking Dead lol 😂

lost electric kitten

Jun 6, 2019, 2:28 pm Reply

my mother is EXACTLY like this even though we're not Jewish.

my boyfriend (and his family) are Jewish though, so he and I were both cracking up when this song came on while watching the show on netflix the other night

Mary Elephant

Jun 6, 2019, 1:02 am Reply

Tovah you absolute STAR !

Austin Smith

Jun 6, 2019, 5:01 am Reply

So… small detail that's really great, Naomi says "I wasted all that dough on Harvard and Yale" and I thought it was kind of weird why she mentioned both Harvard and Yale…. and then I saw the season 2 finale… not gonna spoil what happens there, but it shows that the creators of this show were really planning things.

DeSa CasLey

Jun 6, 2019, 8:09 am Reply

Feels like I've heard that melody before ? But where ? Is it a classical piece ?

Princess Peyton

Jun 6, 2019, 6:13 pm Reply

MeAnd My Mom Watch The Show It IsSo Carzy 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏼👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

BIGG YUMMY CHUMMIE

Jul 7, 2019, 4:46 pm Reply

This is actually my mom

Inifinity War Survivor

Jul 7, 2019, 9:13 pm Reply

I swear to God the gay part is me and my mum.

milkteaaddict

Aug 8, 2019, 2:01 am Reply

"Again, I am not gay!"

Has she asked her this before?

Spacedodo 42

Aug 8, 2019, 4:04 pm Reply

This is probably the best cxg song. Try playing at 2x the speed

HaShomeret

Sep 9, 2019, 12:33 am Reply

The realist part of this was when she interrupted herself offering to passively aggressively by her daughter something and talked about how her Temple is boycotting cheddar cheese because somebody from Wisconsin said something anti-semitic.

kingcalafia

Sep 9, 2019, 8:05 pm Reply

Deanna

Christian Medico

Sep 9, 2019, 8:23 pm Reply

I wonder if they intentionally put that reference to the Jaws theme just before she returned from the bathroom

brianna mcmahon

Sep 9, 2019, 7:36 pm Reply

Yup that's my mom too

solo moon

Sep 9, 2019, 12:01 pm Reply

every mum in a nutshell

Tzippy Winter

Sep 9, 2019, 10:13 pm Reply

My jewish mother loved this song

Maddie G

Oct 10, 2019, 5:24 pm Reply

Rebecca's mom reminds me of Leslie's mom from parks and rec

Francisca Cristopulos

Oct 10, 2019, 3:17 am Reply

I need to comeback here at least once a week and sing along to keep my mental sanity.

Alex the Gryffindor

Oct 10, 2019, 9:49 pm Reply

1:22 is me everytime I try to open a bag

Keoh 8

Oct 10, 2019, 7:28 pm Reply

I hate it when someone tells me to tell them something and they say “Dooon’t interrupt me!”

Keoh 8

Oct 10, 2019, 8:04 pm Reply

“Ta ta ta” somehow translates to oY yoy yoy

Víctor Jiménez

Oct 10, 2019, 7:26 pm Reply

I love this song!

Kai ArtVids

Oct 10, 2019, 7:36 pm Reply

All jewish related songs are gold

Max Austin

Oct 10, 2019, 12:19 pm Reply

I saw this song lipsynced at drag queen bingo lol

Avsie Wasserman

Oct 10, 2019, 9:46 pm Reply

This song is Jewish culture

Baby Kakes

Oct 10, 2019, 8:35 pm Reply

I swear someone made this song for me and my mama 😂😂

Bree Christie Lee

Oct 10, 2019, 5:40 pm Reply

My mom! shit. aaaah i'm not even Jewish.
Just borderline

오모리

Oct 10, 2019, 4:23 am Reply

This is the best. and the second best is of course "The first penis I saw".. oh.. sometimes I just can't decide…. so where is the bathroom?

thekeenan cole

Oct 10, 2019, 9:22 am Reply

this song did a great job at making you hate naomi

MimiTheHamster

Oct 10, 2019, 10:36 pm Reply

A lot of Indian moms and aunties act like this too. But even worse cause they would hate you if you were gay

Alise C

Nov 11, 2019, 3:06 pm Reply

Love her mom

Annemarie Hill

Nov 11, 2019, 4:00 pm Reply

Are you sure you’re not gay?

VELutke

Dec 12, 2019, 5:31 pm Reply

Just showed this to my Filipino boyfriend and he burst out laughing, saying it reminds him of his own mom.
He also thinks Lourdes Chan and Naomi Bunch never interacting was a missed opportunity.

Paige Andrews

Dec 12, 2019, 10:24 am Reply

Honestly… this song has me wondering if my grandmother (who raised me) isn't Jewish….

Lizzie Birch

Dec 12, 2019, 11:18 pm Reply

This woman is my grandmother. It's terrifying.

ZAIN GILLANI zain

Dec 12, 2019, 6:11 pm Reply

Super cool !

Ms. R

Dec 12, 2019, 12:54 am Reply

This will always be fantastic.

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