Weird Thoughts You Have In The Shower

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments


– Hmm, I think I could
totally rock a mohawk. I don’t wanna get out of the shower. Holy shit a whole clump
of my hair just came out. How am I not bald yet? One day we’re just going to not exist. Oprah is just gonna not exist one day. I wonder how many naked people have stood where I’m standing? Holy shit what if people
have had sex in this shower. I still have 10 years of
student loans to pay off. Wait, did I pay them this month? Wait, which one of these is my loofa? This is how we do it! I could totally be a singer, that wasn’t that hard. Shit I thought… Did I get a red one? I
had a pink one before. Why is bread the thing that’s bad for you? The blue one, the blue
one is definitely mine. What is Shea Butter? Why am I putting things on my body that I don’t know what they are. Am I just a drone? Is soap from the government? What if Mary Kate and Ashley
are secretly the same person? That’s not impossible… Oh my god. What is Beyonce doing right now? What if she’s showering too? I bet you Beyonce only
showers under waterfalls. Hmm, wait how long have I been in here? Sarah? Can you bring my towel? Sara?

100 Comments

emilys post

Jul 7, 2018, 3:12 pm Reply

Omg so relatable

Lauren Is Gay

Jul 7, 2018, 11:42 pm Reply

I wish there was natural lighting in my shower. It’s just so depressing in there.

hopegirl518 Ashlynn

Jul 7, 2018, 2:13 am Reply

My thought is the shower
•Do I need to shave
•When did I last wash my hair
•Yeah I need to wash my hair
•(sings)
•How have I lost so much hair
•How long have I been in here.
(Repeat twice)

Kate Hulley

Jul 7, 2018, 2:25 am Reply

We use the same shampo

Elvis Wang

Jul 7, 2018, 6:01 am Reply

She's fat….

Jenriel Urchin

Jul 7, 2018, 3:30 pm Reply

Once I had to ask my dad for my towel…😭😭😭

OkkUuURrrrRrr Sis

Jul 7, 2018, 7:01 pm Reply

I love Ashley!!

jellybean justin

Jul 7, 2018, 10:00 pm Reply

When you think youve showered from 7:30 to 7:35 but when you get out it's like 8:15

Book Butterfly

Jul 7, 2018, 4:10 pm Reply

Deep shower thought:
Remember those random people who makes you remember random things you forgot? What if they’re actually some sort of “guardian”, trying to help you remember stuff?

Philip Hamilton

Jul 7, 2018, 1:56 am Reply

What IS shea butter?

Jacquelynn DeShazo

Jul 7, 2018, 5:02 pm Reply

I HAVE THOUGHT OF MORE THAN HALF OF THESE XD

That Random Kid Over There

Jul 7, 2018, 4:09 am Reply

Why was her eyes red

Kyoki Dakeshi

Aug 8, 2018, 1:25 pm Reply

Rated R

May Izkovich

Aug 8, 2018, 7:10 pm Reply

Seriously if you ever leave or get fired or something I am unsubscribing

LJ Jane

Aug 8, 2018, 10:25 am Reply

I do put my hair in the toilet bowl and then flush it

Juliette Prior

Aug 8, 2018, 5:36 pm Reply

“What if Mary Kate and Ashley are secretly the same person…… that’s not impos- oH MY gOd”

brynn radu

Aug 8, 2018, 1:05 am Reply

“How am I not bald yet?”

I hear that in a lot of “what girls/you do in the shower”

Zoe Ringo

Aug 8, 2018, 9:06 am Reply

:49 seconds do fingers

Katie hi Woodford

Aug 8, 2018, 11:28 pm Reply

Omg I have the same shampoo and conditioner!

Banana Turtle

Aug 8, 2018, 9:11 pm Reply

ME-

starts singing damn i can sing pretty good, maybe imma be a singer!!

Hm.. Wait DID I TURN MY STOVE OFF.. oh i remember i did.
Lel

Tamara Bolcs

Aug 8, 2018, 2:39 pm Reply

I have the same razor!

Roblox Gamer2009

Sep 9, 2018, 10:58 am Reply

I don’t think that

izzy fergus

Sep 9, 2018, 5:16 am Reply

Watching this after my shower

SASSY SLIME

Sep 9, 2018, 1:04 pm Reply

I Love Buzzfeed short video,Even though its short its enjoyable not a waste of time.Nice Job

OceanPaws 04

Sep 9, 2018, 12:32 am Reply

Wash the soap out your eyes before the demon gets you

Lizzie K

Sep 9, 2018, 2:36 pm Reply

What I do in the shower:
-Have pretend conversations with people
-Think about what I'm going to write when I'm done
-Sing, (also pretend I'm performing)
-Pretend I'm in the rain
-Pretend to be one of those people in movies that sit in the shower after they saw something traumatic
-Waterbend
-Stand there
-Actually shower

lara lara

Sep 9, 2018, 2:56 am Reply

If u listen to this video with earphones, then Ashley’s voice sounds aesthetic

Howland Reed

Oct 10, 2018, 7:54 pm Reply

This is how we do it…😂

SexyPotato Warrior3452

Oct 10, 2018, 6:17 am Reply

when i was younger i used to fight a “Soap Monster”which was just me fighting myself/the wall

mr. moo

Oct 10, 2018, 3:27 pm Reply

Do people not keep their towels near the shower?? Like where else do you keep them? (Of course you have to push the thing so they don’t get wet)

Arctic Wolf Pup

Oct 10, 2018, 12:06 am Reply

Yay I’m not the only one!!! 😂😁

MelxRoses

Oct 10, 2018, 2:51 am Reply

Me: I might sleep in this shower
2 mins later
me: faints in shower

unknown_winter

Oct 10, 2018, 3:16 am Reply

Everyone is telling their thoughs on the shower so i'll tell mine too:
"What if all of suddently all my classmates appeared in my bathroom and they would see me naked? Nah dude, that's impossible. And it would be extremelly awkward."

"Lmao it's 1 AM in United States and i'm getting ready for school"

"*start building a character backstory while showering*"

"Wait did we had homework today?"

"*thinking about a random song*"

"Do my old friend that i never seen him again still remembers me?"

"Damn i shouldn't have said that"

"What if i had an heart attack right now? So my parents would find me naked in the shower and then the ambulance would come and a lot of strangers would see me dead while i'm naked?

space child

Nov 11, 2018, 8:34 pm Reply

OMG I always put the hair on the wall 😂😂

Sara Guimimi

Nov 11, 2018, 1:06 pm Reply

NO i didn't take your towel !

Desiree MontalvoDesiree

Nov 11, 2018, 2:19 am Reply

One time I had a whole argument about Punnet Squares

Richie Patterson

Dec 12, 2018, 6:29 pm Reply

What is your name

patricks wisdom tooth

Dec 12, 2018, 11:34 am Reply

when I'm in the shower standing naked im scared im just gonna teleport to the school, ya know, naked and wet

Christy the Random

Dec 12, 2018, 4:03 pm Reply

Poor Ashley’s eyes didn’t agree with that shower

rosé lyrics

Dec 12, 2018, 5:10 pm Reply

I want to have a shower and think things like this now for some weird reason…

Crazy Crazy Anteater Lady

Dec 12, 2018, 3:00 am Reply

#lol

Andrew Quisenberry

Jan 1, 2019, 6:34 pm Reply

I become a motivational speaker/Ted Talk presentation whenever I shower

rescue,reabilitate,rehome Taylor

Jan 1, 2019, 10:14 pm Reply

I think of every one of these ecepgex some

Bansi Pandya

Jan 1, 2019, 1:12 pm Reply

While showering, I think that I really never saw my original body and my face except reflections how strange is that.0.0

Janneke :P

Jan 1, 2019, 9:33 pm Reply

I always have the feeling when closing my eyes a kind of horror character is standing in the shower

Shanaya Sarun

Jan 1, 2019, 1:16 pm Reply

Buzzfeed, it's not nice to record someone showering! XD

Ari

Feb 2, 2019, 4:50 pm Reply

HOW DO U NOT REMEMBER WHICH LOOFAH IS YOURS

Superiør_Text

Feb 2, 2019, 1:51 am Reply

I dont want to get into the shower but once I get in I dont want to get out

Awesome Kid

Mar 3, 2019, 10:56 pm Reply

When I’m in the shower I pretend I’m in a sad movie scene where I am alone in the rain 😂😂

Homicidal Anqel

Mar 3, 2019, 5:01 pm Reply

I have hits a blunt thoughts every time I have a shower

Awesome Kid

Mar 3, 2019, 11:02 pm Reply

When I close my eyes in the shower I always get scared that there’s a demon in my face lol😂😂

#whereyouat miraculous team

Mar 3, 2019, 2:33 pm Reply

Who always thinks someone is looking at you while your showering

Amy Flores

Mar 3, 2019, 10:43 pm Reply

This is literally me

Thecoolvits 16

Mar 3, 2019, 1:00 pm Reply

Is it me or when ever you close your eyes your afraid to open in the shower

M00nC4t

Mar 3, 2019, 5:34 pm Reply

they are called shower thoughts

wastashiwanoodle !

Mar 3, 2019, 7:34 pm Reply

Me

Tem-sama

Mar 3, 2019, 1:58 pm Reply

Im hating on school and family when im in shower xD

Smita Sowani

Mar 3, 2019, 7:52 am Reply

I don't sing in the shower I PERFORM

Davy Land

Apr 4, 2019, 8:35 pm Reply

When you think you don’t need to shave and then you look in the mirror well time to shave🙄🙄. I hate shaving 🙄 but then when I’m done everyone feel my leg does this happen to anyone else???

K Priya

Apr 4, 2019, 3:56 pm Reply

I would dance…acting in cute scenarios with future crush(just dreaming😸

Kookie_Sprite

Apr 4, 2019, 2:25 am Reply

My thoughts:

I wonder where BTS is right now

How many days until their comeback? Was it six? Five? Oh! It’s six.

Wait… that means three more days until the teaser!!

squirts shampoo onto hands

I wonder if Jungkook uses this same shampoo…

slips

catches myself

Damn, I could be a BTS backup dancer

hears my front door ring

DInG dOnG

Oh wait I should probably hurry up so I can go get that-

Sspace nerdd

Apr 4, 2019, 5:49 am Reply

She has the same rasoir as me

msmissjordan1

Apr 4, 2019, 6:20 pm Reply

Shower thoughts:
"Why is society telling us hairless legs are acceptable? What if a rat came up outta the drain, what do i do? Whats Markiplier doing at this very moment? How long until humanity dies out? Who'd take over the earth then?"

Kar3n

Apr 4, 2019, 3:24 am Reply

I don't have any of this thoughts in the shower like ever. Must time I think of what I'm doing in the moment like " …and now Iam going to exfoliate". And since I'm not staying in my house I am getting off in the shower a lot.

Mel Reitzell

Apr 4, 2019, 12:15 am Reply

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, then is baby oil…..

MILANA ESPALIN

Apr 4, 2019, 2:29 am Reply

Me: * watches video and wants to take a shower *

Me: * turns on shower *

Mom: why is the shower on?..

Me: watch Ashely. * with a smile on my face *

Mom: who the heck is Ashely??….

Me: oh she’s on buzz feed videos on… * mom didn’t let me finish my sentence *

Mom: on YouTube??

Me: uhh ya how did you know..

Mom: ha I have know you my whole life your my daughter, you have a iPad and you love to watch stuff like that

Me: yaaaa… so

Mom: never mind but, take that shower!! And watch stuff that wants to make you take more showers!!

Me: * saying in my mind* ……. * bruh *

So ya that was it and I sang a Beyoncé song in the shower 😂😂✌🏻✌🏻

need a hug but too ugly

Apr 4, 2019, 7:11 pm Reply

Wait this is weird. Everybody doesn't do this?

Ava Danaei

Apr 4, 2019, 4:49 am Reply

Am I the only one that puts my arms up in the shower to make my afms warm??

Soup Loop

May 5, 2019, 9:47 pm Reply

I’m just like “don’t have a heart attack you haven’t shaved your legs yet”

Mirajane Strauss

May 5, 2019, 1:07 pm Reply

"what if Mary Kate and Ashley are secretly the same person?" XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Harper Rose

May 5, 2019, 9:39 pm Reply

I'm literally always thinking "What is XYZ celeb doing right now?"

cheese cheese

Jun 6, 2019, 6:39 pm Reply

0:54
You got it dude! 👍(full house fans will get it)

Maya Jøyce

Jun 6, 2019, 12:29 am Reply

For some reason I always think about death in the shower. Like every time.

InsideTheHeadOfMe

Jun 6, 2019, 4:28 am Reply

Anything with Ashley & I click! 💕

lauren boyett

Jun 6, 2019, 4:53 pm Reply

Shower thoughts:

Holds hand under the water I AM THE ALL MIGHTY WATER-BENDER! FEAR ME!!
What would I do if someone came in here to murder me right now? Would I fight naked?
When you really think about it, our whole world could maybe fit into a car if the atoms were condensed enough.
I wonder how big the universe is?
How long have I been in here?
Draws on wall with shedded hair I am an artist
Wow…am I that good at singing outside of the shower?
When will I get my period next? I hope not at school.
Wow I've been in here a long time
I still have homework to do, don't I?
Bish I should be on Broadway!
Gets out of shower
OH LAWD IT"S COLD IN HERE HOW IS IT SO COLD?!

Queen R

Jun 6, 2019, 2:15 pm Reply

I think of almost the things you thought about

Taledzha Michelle Robinson-Togia

Jun 6, 2019, 12:27 am Reply

Am I the only one who doesn't think in the shower and just showers?

Cinnamon Bunny

Jun 6, 2019, 8:12 am Reply

Everyone whos commenting about what they do in the shower.

Just remeber, they did all of it while naked.

ElementOfLoyalty

Jun 6, 2019, 8:37 pm Reply

"Oprah is just not going to exist one day"

Good, get the ugly snake off this planet

Just_me :P

Jul 7, 2019, 12:03 pm Reply

I only sing in the shower because it covers up my bad voice 🙂🙃

#relateable?

THE DOODLE BOPS doodoo

Jul 7, 2019, 1:29 am Reply

She dances like my sims

game GAME

Jul 7, 2019, 12:24 pm Reply

I get scared when I closed my eye in shower

Super fun Girly

Jul 7, 2019, 3:06 pm Reply

Who else just uses this to falls asleep?

Sarah Sevak

Aug 8, 2019, 4:57 am Reply

i think i’m normal. i listen to music and sometimes i sing and lipsync

k a l e

Aug 8, 2019, 5:50 pm Reply

I rant about all of life’s woes in the shower.

Kanchan Pathak

Aug 8, 2019, 10:52 am Reply

Don't waste water

Charlotte Burgess

Aug 8, 2019, 9:51 pm Reply

I usually will forget something during the day, and then when I get in the shower….I Suddenly remember it.

kiara fahimi

Aug 8, 2019, 6:02 am Reply

Me:* scrolling down the comments and lmao * WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO EFIN RELATABLE??!!💀

Macey LeAnn Marie

Aug 8, 2019, 2:59 am Reply

Am I the only one who retaliated to none of these….

Bayken Chopps

Aug 8, 2019, 10:20 pm Reply

I never want to get in the shower, yet I never want to get out lmao

Ally_gay _tor

Aug 8, 2019, 10:35 am Reply

i honestly wish my brain could act this humorous in the shower haha

Zooie 784

Aug 8, 2019, 5:37 pm Reply

r/showerthoughts

Sara_ ASMR

Aug 8, 2019, 2:45 am Reply

I’m probably the only person who thinks that people who died can see me taking a shower idk😂

Serge Franchois

Aug 8, 2019, 6:01 pm Reply

I’m in a romantic comedy where i Kiss in the rain or get rejected under the rain or i get kidnapped all those things i do under the shower…

Little Miss AG ‘s World!

Sep 9, 2019, 3:33 am Reply

me in the shower:

I close my ears and go under the shower and it sounds like i am under the Leviathon in wonderland… =/ too specific?

Parasara Naik

Sep 9, 2019, 6:06 pm Reply

And here I am hadn't bathed since 2 days…
And still watching other people taking shower.
Life is weird…

No one you need to know about

Sep 9, 2019, 6:24 pm Reply

I always daydream in the shower

poornima mittal

Oct 10, 2019, 10:17 am Reply

When i'm in shower, I always think about what i should have said to that person 3 years ago. Lmao

Honey state

Oct 10, 2019, 2:35 pm Reply

I keep thinking when i wash myself and close my eyes a ghost stare at me and sometimes when i lock the door im scared bacause what if i die and then no one can opem the door forever

Jordan R.

Oct 10, 2019, 2:50 am Reply

Are ya'll running out of video ideas??

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