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Courtney: I am determined this time. I always laugh, cause I love to laugh. What can I say? I’m not doing it this time. And you can take that to the bonk. Noah: To the bonk? Courtney: Don’t make me laugh. (laughs) Ian: To the bonk? *Intro music* Courtney: Ready go!
Keith: Oh.
Shayne: Try not to laugh! Try not to laugh! We’re here! You know who it is. Shayne: You know the rules.
Courtney: We have Ian today.
Ian: Hiiiii. Shayne: We got Ian from…uh…from Smosh I think.
Courtney: Yeah. The rules are: there are no rules, except no touching and he has 30 seconds to make somebody laugh. Keith: Yes, no touching Noah.
Ian: I can’t wait to make you guys not laugh.
Shayne: Yeah, you’re gonna suck. Ian: That’s- that- that is it That’s how you play the game right?
Courtney: Yes. Yeah, yeah. Try not to laugh, try not to laugh. Courtney: Try to laugh, try to laugh.
Ian: Don’t laugh
Shayne: Who’s first? Noah: You guys at home, you should put water in your mouth and stand really close to your laptop screen. See if you can do it (everyone agrees) Shayne: You can do it play along! Noah: I can go first. Courtney: Okay. Yeah Shayne: You ready?
Noah: Mmm-hmm Hey there, how’s it going? My name’s Babes Taylor. (inaudible) and today, I’m selling you uhhh lasso of truth. Here we go! We go test it up on myself cause I’m crazy. (laughs) Okay. Here we go. Ah, I find the Minions movie incredibly endearing. (Everyone laughing) *spit* (Everyone laughing) Hello. Ian: My name is Hat Man. I was bitten by a radioactive hat I was given hat powers. My face covered in hats! Subtitler: Trypophobia man geez You know my Uncle Ben once told me, when you have a lot of hats, it comes great- (laughs) great hats. (Everyone laughing) Courtney: WOOAAAHHH!!!! Subtitler: Jesus I got nothing. I don’t- I don’t know what I was gonna do. I was gonna make, like a fish smell joke about my down there. Noah: I had to swallow. I was gonna die. I just really like my friends. Like every single time, I will laugh at you guys because there’s always something. Subtitler:THIS KEITH IS ON FIRE Subtitler: Courtney Used Flash! Subtitler: Its supper effective! Shayne: What just happened? Courtney: I flashed him. Subtitler: Yeah she did Bourtney: Hello! My name’s Bourtney! I’m like Courtney, but I’m a bort. Sometimes, I like to pull fishes out of my ass. Would you like to see? Would you like to see Bourtney pull a fish out of her ass?
Courtney: Wotch her! Watch Bourtney! Oh, oh, (grunts loudly) Courtney: That’s Bourtney
Ian: You can have that one. You can have that one if you like. Would you like to eat my Bourtney assfish? Badababa Bourtney! Badbababa! I pull fish out of my ass. *mimicking guitar riff* Shayne (high-pitched): Hi, welcome to Buca di Beppo! Are you gonna be eating alone, just like everyone else here? You’re all alone here in Buca di Beppo! (laughs) Did you swallow?
Keith: (burps) Shayne: Oh my god.
Courtney: Ew It went down the wrong pipe Noah: Yeah, symptoms? Um, I guess numbness. Yeah, just mainly numbness, I don’t know. Something’s up. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Tuesday two o’clock will be fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I just wanted to call because I seemed a little a little worried when I was looking in the mirror this morning. I was a little pale Okay, thank you. Alright, I’ll drink more water. Thanks, bye. Courtney: Drink more-
Noah: I was a little scared There’s nothing wrong with me Did you give up? Noah: No! No you just gave up she didn’t even call time. Courtney: She did! She did! Well then you better start shugging and jiving or something I got you back! You did get me That actually shocks me. I was like, okay, what is she gonna do? Then you were like – brought it up. I was like, ah, okay she’s getting me back. Ian almost at me, but I held on to my held on to my – I held on to my water real well. It was the voice letting at first it was everything you have to handle that But the voice was the voice came out like Michael Jackson have just died It tickled my stomach a little there wasn’t very much like it’s just soft but no I felt like you gave up brother Oh my god, that’s really rude for you to say That’s mute. Well tell you won’t tell she called time. I want to go at your call time. Yeah Saying that I’m really disappointed my friend Yeah, what up, welcome to Scottie peace karate lessons, all right now, I’m gonna break the cinder block with breaking it’s hard Yeah Alright alright You ready surprise They said it couldn’t be done they said it would never they said oh She doing the splits no, she’s breaking her back Here’s your salad, would you like some chocolate cake? Hey boo Kim FOBT Kourtney stop Welcome to channel 231 if you have DIRECTV, this is Food Network’s Little dry kind of like cinnamon candy Underneath silence is a very serious segment. Okay And now a 15-second reenactment of JFK 16 seconds before he was assassinated Hey hear that noise Welcome to buca de beber. That was our little champ Avery and after men We really like brings in the Italian sort of mood to bed. Here’s a lady. She’s fastening She might be dying. Who knows but we just bring around – she has fun All right. No. Are you ready? I’m ready fill your mouth Hey, I wonder if you could do my type before Picture on Twitter later You guys are psyched The commitment level is insane Keith’s running through you know what it wasn’t his turn just cuz you don’t see his face but his face is just like Panic Why is it like that Courtney’s commitment that first ball actually looks like it her I know it’s just a psycho Ian’s but it was really really good. I was like it hit me and I almost laughed in the first two seconds But then I was able to like hold it. Yeah, but I was like, yeah the commitment levels insane You guys are psychopaths Ian’s turn to go Yo, what’s up, dude? Oh not much dude, what’s up with you? I’m just I’m just sure thumbs chillin Oh Oh sick dude, that’s what sounds sick Yeah, it’s pretty tight What are you doing Whoa, see somebody just asked me if was I safe look at me Don’t that look safe. Look you got to look up at me do one looks like the other crazy Let me know Dude your eye does not look okay Don’t give up again. Yeah Thanks so much for watching guys. Try not to laugh. We tried really hard this time. Thanks for having me guys. Thanks to you Yeah, love you guys too. This is insane. We all heard on the inside. Yeah a little bit. I’m on the outs I felt like 40 cars. Yeah, that’s true core. You should probably see the doctor Oh see you next time. Yeah No corny corny


Smosh Pit

Jun 6, 2018, 7:15 pm Reply

Olivia was doing super fun stuff in China when we shot this, but she'll be back in the next one. Who else should we invite on in the future?!

Sky Flash

Aug 8, 2019, 8:30 pm Reply

I fell on a pinis

Rylie Scott

Aug 8, 2019, 10:39 am Reply

yall my fav!😍 but i wish i could join ya!😞😖

Wolf Gamer 0-0

Aug 8, 2019, 2:14 pm Reply

11:23 me and my bff when we’re bored


Aug 8, 2019, 3:30 am Reply


adamben almonte

Aug 8, 2019, 10:49 am Reply

hi im hatman
its my funny joke

moonlight gachalife

Aug 8, 2019, 8:32 pm Reply



Aug 8, 2019, 10:44 pm Reply

Is Cortney wearing a Xanadu shirt? Nice.

FNAF Jayden

Aug 8, 2019, 11:24 am Reply

I actually have a laptop battery our computer she watch my YouTube channel and your find it on their


Aug 8, 2019, 5:06 pm Reply

I feel like one day Noah is gonna become gay


Aug 8, 2019, 5:09 pm Reply

Plz have Bourtney apwrt of SMOSH

Patty Foster

Aug 8, 2019, 10:08 pm Reply

I think Courtney and Keith should date

DoubleS Sizzlesizzle

Aug 8, 2019, 6:01 am Reply


Angela Grzelak

Aug 8, 2019, 1:39 pm Reply


Rianne Wolf-Mast

Aug 8, 2019, 4:27 pm Reply

Ian….. i have one thing to say to you…
Your glasses are so cute💕😊


Aug 8, 2019, 5:16 pm Reply

Okay but like, Shayne's gates of heaven will just say "commitment."

Maud Reijs

Aug 8, 2019, 7:22 pm Reply

I sent help

Josue Hernandez

Aug 8, 2019, 10:20 pm Reply



Aug 8, 2019, 9:50 pm Reply

awe i love keith

Michael Haw

Aug 8, 2019, 1:03 pm Reply

I spit all over my shirt

Rona Regalado

Aug 8, 2019, 11:48 pm Reply

I'm not gonna 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Harri Goston

Aug 8, 2019, 2:21 am Reply

Courtney flopping around on the floor just killed me.

The Real Fake Wolfy

Aug 8, 2019, 5:21 am Reply


Natalie Friedman

Aug 8, 2019, 11:27 am Reply


TJ Crazy

Aug 8, 2019, 5:13 pm Reply

Great hats think a like

James Cooper

Aug 8, 2019, 7:19 pm Reply

0:32 shayne hit them with the death stare


Aug 8, 2019, 11:37 pm Reply

How can I change body with Keith?

Lizette Nava

Sep 9, 2019, 3:57 pm Reply

Y’all I really wanna see Anthony as a guest on a try not to laugh😭😭


Sep 9, 2019, 6:58 pm Reply

i spilled water over my computer and now it isnt working anymore 🙁 thanks

castor uwu

Sep 9, 2019, 9:01 pm Reply

are Courtney and Keith dating? :0


Sep 9, 2019, 10:25 pm Reply

Noah: is she doing the splits

Kieth: No ShEs BrAkInG hEr BaCk

Jacob Bassett

Sep 9, 2019, 2:41 am Reply

Can we just appreciate Noah’s calves at this bit 11:30

Dragon Lord

Sep 9, 2019, 4:24 pm Reply

*so what are your hobbies*
Courtney: *flashes*

blue shark puppet yeah

Sep 9, 2019, 12:10 am Reply

Her phone tho

uniskypanda sprinkles

Sep 9, 2019, 1:29 am Reply

Idk why but Courtney and Olivia are my idle because they are both so pretty 💁😘😍😇


Sep 9, 2019, 10:59 pm Reply

Courtney: You’re wearing my jeans!

we’ll be right back


Sep 9, 2019, 12:28 pm Reply

Courtney: I won't laugh

Also Courtney: Laugh

CrAzY jAcK

Sep 9, 2019, 4:22 am Reply

When Shayne came out his accent was borderline bill Cosby then he went crack head mode

TheDiamond YT

Sep 9, 2019, 8:30 am Reply

Courtney used flash


Isabella Grieves

Sep 9, 2019, 10:03 am Reply

I think Courtney should be 11

Drums & Bass

Sep 9, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

I'm just concerned of how many times Keith has been flashed by Courtney and Olivia

Lex Sprout

Sep 9, 2019, 8:58 pm Reply

Keith sounds like chris rock lol

Awin Gryphon

Sep 9, 2019, 9:27 pm Reply

For latter. XD

Water Lilly

Sep 9, 2019, 4:36 am Reply

Round 1:Bortny
And thats it I didn’t really laugh that much


Sep 9, 2019, 7:16 am Reply

11:58 Noah is what I see during sleep paralysis

Mia Lai

Sep 9, 2019, 10:57 am Reply

My friend have name ian to!

Syno Nymous

Sep 9, 2019, 6:04 pm Reply

Courtney is the lele pons of smosh

Russ Fox

Sep 9, 2019, 9:02 pm Reply

I like that Ian became a regular to this

Rachel Peterson

Sep 9, 2019, 2:43 am Reply

my name is rachel

Annabelle Anderson

Sep 9, 2019, 6:14 pm Reply

Hat man drenched my I pad

Annabelle Anderson

Sep 9, 2019, 6:22 pm Reply

I gave up

Morgan Worley

Sep 9, 2019, 10:04 pm Reply

I thought there were no rules

7 billion subs challenge with no video

Sep 9, 2019, 4:38 pm Reply

My favourite part is 6:14

Edit: 6:34 watch Ian

Emily Penrose

Sep 9, 2019, 6:06 am Reply

(._.) /
/ ) .)
1 like = 1 PARTAYYYYY

Atro 14 CJ Sports

Sep 9, 2019, 10:15 pm Reply

Is Courtney daiting someone at smosh pit im not interested i just want to no.

RL Masters

Sep 9, 2019, 3:54 pm Reply

How dolid Keith not react any other way but just spitting our water and laughing and end up hugging Cortney

Andrew Jackson

Sep 9, 2019, 5:39 pm Reply

And here we discover the comedy graveyard.

Noah! d’Avoine!

Sep 9, 2019, 11:42 am Reply


Harvey’s Channel

Sep 9, 2019, 11:29 am Reply

Cortney got her revenge of flashing

Shana Brewton

Sep 9, 2019, 11:49 pm Reply

Hamilton is not weird

Bri Mac

Sep 9, 2019, 8:22 pm Reply

Hamilton's weird LMAO

Kath Ish

Sep 9, 2019, 10:28 pm Reply

You really used that picture for Ian huh

Baxter Wayman

Sep 9, 2019, 3:14 am Reply

I was doing it with water and I was fine until 8:02.

its a little dry


Sep 9, 2019, 4:13 am Reply

I put water in my mouth while watching, and I got watet ALL over my couch at 6:14

Ike Summerlin

Sep 9, 2019, 4:03 am Reply

2:23 my bride has scored mon

epicgamer ninja

Sep 9, 2019, 6:16 am Reply

I dont have water, but I have vodka…is it okay of I swallow?

Yuckie Dab

Sep 9, 2019, 7:50 am Reply


Michael O’Brien

Sep 9, 2019, 2:22 pm Reply

Ian just isnt funny here.

Sarah Taylor

Sep 9, 2019, 11:27 am Reply

I was drinking a cup of tea and I spat out it out lol 😂😂


Sep 9, 2019, 12:35 am Reply

Did they kick olivia???


Sep 9, 2019, 12:46 am Reply

C o u r t n e y i s a s k i n g f o r h e l p.

Emily Cmarik

Sep 9, 2019, 2:56 am Reply

The fact that on Direct TV channel 231 is actually the Food Network is one of the many reasons Noah is one of my favorite people


Sep 9, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

courtney isn’t funny

Devany Brown

Sep 9, 2019, 5:52 am Reply

First video of yours I saw.

Devany Brown

Sep 9, 2019, 5:58 am Reply

Sometimes I wish I was a boy so I could run around without a shirt


Sep 9, 2019, 1:40 am Reply

Baked zeedee

MoonEater Gaming

Sep 9, 2019, 1:46 am Reply

I tried this with water in my mouth, big mistake lmao

Delihla Does Gacha

Sep 9, 2019, 3:08 am Reply

At 6:41 I be like–
Me: okay then.
Sends help

Esg Gaming

Sep 9, 2019, 5:09 am Reply

I was doing the challenge and broke my laptop 🤣

Mrs Fuzzypants Lines

Sep 9, 2019, 1:53 pm Reply

Send Shane Dawson!

Golden Diamond200

Oct 10, 2019, 1:55 pm Reply

Give bob peece vagene

Tatiana Kandiah

Oct 10, 2019, 5:39 pm Reply

This is still smosh let’s get to 20 million subs here

Jasmine Phillips

Oct 10, 2019, 9:27 pm Reply

them: put water in your mouth
me: sips coffee

Avery Matthews

Oct 10, 2019, 2:58 am Reply

I only laughed on the food network one

king Ezekiel #2

Oct 10, 2019, 10:11 pm Reply

Keith was running around like he pooped or something

Girl_in_the_corner 07

Oct 10, 2019, 6:07 am Reply

To the bonk

Dollie Edgar

Oct 10, 2019, 3:18 pm Reply

Dr . Phil should be on here

Mary Morris

Oct 10, 2019, 3:17 am Reply

smosh pit:fallow along put some water in your mouth and fallow along

Me:okay lets do this~grabs water~ puts water in mouth~ first act~ welp I faild

Aryavir Mahal

Oct 10, 2019, 10:02 am Reply

Then we eat the sushi with my blood on it

Tamsin Brazier

Oct 10, 2019, 10:56 am Reply

I watched this when it came out and it was the first smosh video I ever saw. Now I’m obsessed


Oct 10, 2019, 5:37 pm Reply

The Rachel bit made me choke on my Mac and cheese

kiely menzel

Oct 10, 2019, 10:52 pm Reply


Mizzy moo Animations

Oct 10, 2019, 6:13 am Reply

Is Ian and Cortny brother and sister?

Rachel Matra

Oct 10, 2019, 8:07 am Reply

6:14–6:32 my name was used many many times……😂

Tidepods 687

Oct 10, 2019, 5:18 pm Reply


totaldrama gacha-stitch

Oct 10, 2019, 5:54 pm Reply

I never laugh at these.

Noelle Jones 😒

Oct 10, 2019, 11:50 pm Reply

I love them i acttuly played alokg with them 🤣

Queen crissy has a gun

Oct 10, 2019, 6:12 pm Reply


Romina Potter

Oct 10, 2019, 8:13 pm Reply


Gen Rad

Oct 10, 2019, 12:45 am Reply

My gf has a 6:12

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