Transgender in Women’s Bathroom (TransSalad Experiment)
[INTRO MUSIC] Welcome back guys to another episode of Ethan and Hila Today we’re eating salad Today we’re eating salad with extra caesar, extra ranch, and extra Italiano [Italiano perfection sound] Just like our boi, pound it, Joey Salads Sup guys I’m Joey Salads Hila: Does it comes with some boob? With her boobs coming out With her boob coming out I love Joey Salads’ videos… I’ll say publicly, I like Joey He’s a nice ass guy Whenever we make a video about Joey, he messaged us and says “Hey, I really liked the video, I’m a nice guy. I’m not gonna sue you or do anything really fucking stupid. I’m not gonna act like a complete imbecile. No, I’m a nice guy and I’m just gonna be happy that you made a video.” Hila: I like him too So hats off to you, Joey That being said, [Hila] “I’m Joey Salads”
[Ethan] “I’m Joey Salads” But today, a lot of people have been asking us to react to this “Transgender in a Bathroom (Social Experiment).” So, I mean it’s got Joey Salads, we’ve got transgender in a women’s bathroom, I don’t see how this can be bad. What’s up guys? Joey Salads here and North Carolina passed a bill that requires trans people to use the bathrooms that correspond with the sex listed on their birth certificate. With help from my trans friend, today, I’m gonna dress and act like a transgender. And then go and enter women’s bathrooms and let’s see how they react. How do I look? oh my god Joe you look fabulous Hila: How is he saying that he has a transgender friend Hila: and this is what they approved of? My transgender friend who has been through a lot of shit gave me the big thumbs up on this outfit. I am dressed and acting like a transgender. I am dressed and acting like a transgender. and I’m gonna see what they think. I can see his heart’s in the right place. I can see his heart’s in the right place. He’s trying to do something but it’s just so stupid. You look like a fucking weird hot mess. That you lost a bet. Hila: He got a wig from like Amazon Hila: it looks like crap. Hila: He didn’t even try to put some makeup on. So you know what, I think this is what’s wrong with this experiment. If I was a women and saw that thing in the bathroom, I’d be like get the fuck out cause you’re a weirdo tryna peep on me. Hila: ’cause he looks like a crazy guy. Yeah you look like a creep. You look like the kinda guy You look like the kinda guy to peep on them under the fucking stall. Hila: You look like the kinda guy we don’t want to come in So I think that we’ve spotted a real big inherent problem with this. You look so great right now You look so great right now Looks good? Is it transgender approved? It is 100% transgender approved Alright so chill out social justice warriors. Well ok I mean look, look he’s doing his best, he’s a salad head. He’s Joey Salads guys. He’s doing his best. Don’t hate on the poor guy. His boob’s coming out. With her boob coming out We’ve also found out through the transgender community that some of them actually keep their voice the same way. So going through the requirements So going through the requirements and checklist penis, you’re allowed to have voice, you’re allowed to have technically speaking I would be considered somebody their transgender transformation. Penis, I’m allowed to have. Penis, I’m allowed to have. for this social experiment. But I read that it’s fine to have. Hila: Although I like how he had to grab it. Hila: Although I like how he had to grab it. Yeah thank you for indicating where your penis is located Joey. That was very helpful. Get her dude! That’s weird! He like waits for people. Yeah, he like waits for people and then charges in after them. and then charges in after them. [MUSIC] All dressed like a freak-o. Hila: Yeah, he looks pretty creepy now that I see him in public. Ethan: He looks creepy as fuck. Hila: If that guy walked in after me– Ethan: Yeah, it’s not like “Oh yeah, cool. Transgendered. Yay.” It’s like, “Ok sooo do you have the mace? Do you have duct tape? Are we going out? Are you gonna let me walk out on my own or?” Yeah, what’s your plan here Joey Salads? Woman: What are you doing? Joey: I’m transgendered. Woman: What? No. You can’t be in here. Joey: But this is the girl’s bathroom. I identify as a girl. Woman: You’re not. Do you hear yourself right now? You are not a woman. Woman: You have such a deep voice.
Joey: I’m a girl. Joey: But transgender– we could stay with our regular voice. Woman: What? That doesn’t make any sense. You definitely have a penis. You need to get out of here. Joey: I do have a penis but I identify as a girl so– Woman: You can’t be in here.
Joey: Why not? I’m a girl. Woman: No you can’t be in here. Joey: But I’m a girl. Woman: You can’t just say you’re a girl. I can’t just say I’m a guy. Sooo I think that it’s really fake. My problem is that they react like, instantly. Hila: Yeah “What the hell are you doing in here?” Like the second– “Uhh you have a penis.” It’s not like a productive conversation, like “Well ok. I accept that you are trans but I mean, it looks a little funny to me.” Hila: Most people would just give him like a look. Ethan: Most people would say nothing.
Hila: And then move on with their life. I think that’s– that’s– But somehow they’re all instantly lose their fucking minds.
Hila: “What is wrong with you?” Hila: “You definitely have a penis.” Who would say that? You definitely have a penis. Get her Joey! You’re fucking weird! Like, do you just charge in the bathroom right after ’em? Hila: It looks like he’s got a gun in his purse too. He looks– He’s all fast and shit.
Hila: Look at that! That’s straight out of a David Lynch movie. This is the beginning of some horrifying events. Joey, frankly, I don’t blame them for kicking your ass out. Even though it’s fake. Woman 1: Ew, get out. What are you doing here?
Woman 2: You’re not supposed to be in here. Joey: I’m trans. “I’m trans.” –said Joey before he put the rag of ether to her face. Well, it’s like they’re– there’s a disconnect between what’s happening and what he’s showing us. What’s really happening is that what he’s doing is already really weird but what he’s showing is that people “discriminating” against trans people. But it’s fake. Joey: But I identify as a girl. Why can’t I be in here?
Woman: Ew this is disgusting. Woman 1: Get the fuck outta here.
Woman 2: You need to leave. Joey: Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ooookay. Hila: Ok, so he says, “But I identify as a girl” and she’s like, “Ew that’s disgusting.” Ethan: I just don’t see that. Hila: No one would say that. Joey: Hello Woman: Oh, hi Joey: How are you? Woman: Good. Are you transgendered? Joey: Yeah. Yeah Woman: Oh, good for you. Joey: Thanks Woman: How long have you been transgendered for? Joey: Just started like uhh… a couple days ago. He sounds so nice.
Hila: Yeah He’s doing like a really– like a really sweet little Salad– a tranny Salad. Hila: I like little tranny Joey. I like tranny Joey. He’s really nice and sweet. He’s very soft-spoken. Woman: That’s a short amount of time. Joey: Oh yeah Yeah I gotta go. I’m gonna go right now. Was that one real? Hila: It might have been. Ethan: That one may have been real because it sounded real.
Hila: Which is really funny. The one real time she’s really nice about it. I feel like that is the reaction that I would expect. And considering he look like that, I would consider that a triumph of society. As we as people I mean, That was really beautiful. My heart warmed. Get her JOEYYY! Woman: Ahhhh! Get out! Get out! What are you doing in here? AHHHH! What the fuck I gotta hear that again. Ahhh! Grandma– Hila: He looks so scary. [Laughing] Are you just imagining her true horror You’re not expecting that shit. Oh my God Woman: What are you even doing in here?
Joey: I’m transgendered. I’m a girl. Woman: No. No. No. Get out.
Joey: I’m a girl. Why? Woman: This is not ok. Joey: What’s not ok? I’m a girl. Woman: It’s not ok. No you’re not. You’re not a girl. See, I feel like that one was real too. In a way Hila: It might be. And what I think she’s saying is, “You’re– you’re a joker.”
Hila: Yeah “You’re a fucking clown. You’re making a fool of all of us.” “Get out.” I think that’s what she meant. I have a feeling we’re right. The first two were fake. The last two are real.
Hila: Yeah I wish there was a way– I wish I could get Joey just to come clean about it. Hila: I feel like Youtube should have this thing– it’s like a new feature at the end of every prank, it tells you what was real and what was fake. Ethan: Interesting. Hila: That would be amazing. Youtube, if you’re looking for new features, “Was it real?” feature. Get Snoop Dogg to pass through every video. Tell you if it’s real So I’m calling these two real. But again, not not evidence of discrimination. Evidence of Joey being a dummy. Joey: Wit her boob comin’ out Of Joey being a bit of a Salad-head. Joey: Thank you guys for watching. Please give this video a like, share, and subscribe. Nice cut, dude. “Thank you guy so much for watching” Hila: He’s just getting into character. Ethan: I feel like this is the real Joey. I think this is proof that gender is a social construct. He’s– he’s found the real him. Joey: Most women are not comfortable sharing a bathroom with a trans person. There has to be another solution for this debate. Because women are not comfortable sharing a bathroom and trans people wanna share the bathroom. So there needs to be a better solution. Here’s the solution Joey, undergo a real procedure, get your dick chopped off, and take hormones for a year, grow your hair out,
Hila: Yeah become the big, bold, beautiful, soft-spoken, young, beautiful woman that we know you are inside. That you’ve always wanted to be. Let the Caesar salad overtake the Cobb salad. We don’t want a mess. We don’t want a hot mess. We want a beautiful, elegant Caesar salad. Then, once you’ve done that, go back into that bathroom and do this experiment again. And I want that nice, soft side Joey I want some bathroom chit-chat I want some love. and I predict when you do all that, that we will see that people are accepting of transgenders in bathrooms. That’s what I would write in the comments. Hila: But nice message either way. Either way, his heart’s in the right place. He’s a nice guy. He’s got a good message. He’s just a bit of a Salad-head. Which is pretty much the underlying theme to all of his videos. He’s trying to do the right thing but he’s a bit of a Salad-head. [Ethan and Hila Outro Music]