Things You Do In Other People’s Bathrooms
– [Sara] Hm, Quinta has a nice bathroom. No! Where does Quinta keep the toilet paper? Ok, yup, cabinet, all right. Hmm. Uh, an uncovered toilet brush, what? All right, uuh, come to daddy. Ooh, yeah, ok, got it. Man, I’m so considerate. (singing) Huuh-da-da-da-da. Ooh. Nothing wrong with a little tidying up. Is this soap? Holy bananas, I’ll just take one. What does Quinta smell like? Mm-mmm, mm-mmm, just a
little lotion on the skin. Oh, don’t look at me. One, two, three, four, five, six– How many tooth brushes do you need? Hoo, this is silky. How do you put this on? (singing) I’m the most princessy princess. Mm-hmm, oh, what’s this for? Oh. – [woman] Sara. (crash) You ok in there? – Just, just pooping. – [woman] Uh, ok. – Shit. Oh no, they look exactly the same. Tuh, let’s fix this. A little in here… I’m sure these weren’t
for anything serious. There we go, just as I found them. I’m so sorry Quinta. I forgot to pee.