The Wishy Washy WashCloth

By Grover Koelpin 3 comments


Has this ever happened to you? Has this ever happened to you? FUCK You just can’t get the darn thing out. No matter what you try. But wait, we have the product for you. The Wishy Washy washcloth. With the Wishy Washy washcloth you can get cleaning done in seconds. You can clean your desk. Clean your bat. Clean your remote. You can wash your TV. You can even wash your dog. My life is pain, please send help. Did those darn wet bandits clog your sink again? Not problem with the Wishy Washy Washcloth. It’ll soak it all up in one, two, three! And there you go. With this you can do it all. But wait, I’m not done you thought I was done you gotta be shitting me give us $50, and we’ll get $50 also you get this sock I don’t know fuck you Buy today You’re going to die alone

3 Comments

SatireSaytr

May 5, 2017, 10:36 pm Reply

Yes

Zack Reichgut

May 5, 2017, 10:46 pm Reply

You just don't see commercials like these anymore. Such emotion.

zivoboFX

May 5, 2017, 10:00 pm Reply

Hey would you like a Intro

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