The Sexy Getting Ready Song (Explicit) – “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”

By Grover Koelpin 92 comments


OOH… HO-WHOA-WHOA… Hey Josh, I wanna look good for you tonight. So I’m gonna get in touch with my feminine side. IT’S THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG,
THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG, PRIMPIN’ AND PLUCKIN’,
BRUSHIN’ AND RUBBIN’, THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG. FIRST I MAKE EVERYTHING SHINY AND SMOOTH (OH YEAH) ‘CAUSE I WANT MY BODY
TO BE SO SOFT FOR YOU. (BYE BYE, SKIN!) I’M GONNA MAKE THIS NIGHT
ONE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET (ASS BLOOD) ‘CAUSE, BOY, I KNOW YOU LIKE
AN HOURGLASS SILHOUETTE. Let’s see how the guys get ready. IT’S THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG,
THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG, FLUFFIN’ AND FLOUNCIN’,
GIGGLIN’ AND LADYIN’, THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG. HEY, LOOK, HOP ON MY *[CENSORED]*
WITH THAT TIGHT LITTLE DRESS, THEN TURN THAT ASS AROUND
LIKE YOU’RE TRYIN’ TO IMPRESS THEM… God, what– This is how you get ready? This is some–This is horrifying, like a scary movie or somethin’ Like some nasty ass patriarchal bullshit You know what? I gotta go apologize to some bitches I’m forever changed after what I’ve just seen. IT’S THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG,
THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG, IT’S THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG,
BODY ROLLS ARE REALLY HARD. IT’S THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG,
THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG. I’M GONNA WHISPER YOUR DICK HARD, WHISPER YOUR DICK HARD THE SEXY GETTING READY SONG.

92 Comments

لّولّو ضاَْغٌطهًمٌ

Jul 7, 2018, 12:50 pm Reply

👟👟👟👟👟👟👟

Ana Silva

Jul 7, 2018, 7:46 pm Reply

Que bosta

Peppermint Cath

Jul 7, 2018, 11:13 pm Reply

I can't love this song more than I love it.

CaptainDreadEye

Jul 7, 2018, 11:06 pm Reply

You know, I wonder if Nipssey Hussle still thinks about this role.

ABO KHALIL

Jul 7, 2018, 10:15 pm Reply

الي تبي اريح كسها وانيكها من كسها ومن طيزها وامتعها سكس وافلام https://youtu.be/addme/UtRmRbeiUXlY8l_5O0JISFoNCtWpwA

Jack Merlot Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

Aug 8, 2018, 11:20 pm Reply

OH MUH GAWD STRIKES THE RELAY AS BYZANTINE CONSTANTINE ROLLERS WITH HANGOVERS TELL ME A'FLASHIN' YOUR EPROMS ARE AWESOME DON'T TELL ME AMPHETAMINES CONVOLUTED YOU'RE STUPID NO WONDER YOU'RE CRASHIN'

news at eleven • film at eleven

Lindsey Rogers

Aug 8, 2018, 4:44 am Reply

Puddles Pity Party helped write this song

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Aug 8, 2018, 5:57 pm Reply

سكيس

kcha sha

Aug 8, 2018, 12:50 am Reply

سلاو

حيدر المالكي

Aug 8, 2018, 11:32 am Reply

✌✌✌✌✌✌✌

alex time low

Aug 8, 2018, 11:25 pm Reply

2:15 omg i think i have the same comb

Tiffany Tan

Aug 8, 2018, 4:36 am Reply

The best part is the rapper actually calls up women to apologize!

Tiffany Tan

Aug 8, 2018, 4:36 am Reply

The best part is the rapper actually calls up women to apologize!

the engineer pro

Aug 8, 2018, 9:18 pm Reply

Waooo

vinianna

Sep 9, 2018, 2:32 pm Reply

I’d never do all this shit for a date. The guy would be lucky if I showered and brushed my hair. (I don’t care if men want me, because I’m trying to impress girls;) )

محمد الجنابي

Sep 9, 2018, 6:40 pm Reply

اه بدي كس بدي بنت ابسرعة وحدي بالغرفة او بدي كس

Madeline Howell

Sep 9, 2018, 1:44 pm Reply

In all fairness She looks gorgeous.

A.s yadav

Sep 9, 2018, 3:15 pm Reply

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ادم مقبول الصديق احمد

Sep 9, 2018, 8:34 pm Reply

طكنلبسث

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Sep 9, 2018, 7:06 am Reply

اوف ماكوا شي احلا

Julia stare

Sep 9, 2018, 7:47 am Reply

Love sex 😘😘😘😘😘😘

Ayup Molla

Oct 10, 2018, 7:56 am Reply

very nice

rudylikestowatch

Oct 10, 2018, 3:26 am Reply

"Nasty ass, patriarchal bullshit." lmfao

Kahldria Leighsun

Nov 11, 2018, 4:34 pm Reply

Look at our talented af girl finally getting some of the recognition she deserves! I wish nothing but continued prosperity for her!

larry lovehandle

Nov 11, 2018, 3:49 pm Reply

Damn that's a lot of flab

بنو الوكحه

Nov 11, 2018, 8:02 pm Reply

شعجب ماكو عراقين اهنا😂😂

alex andoven

Dec 12, 2018, 2:02 am Reply

I love RB – I'm watching the playlist and desperately want to know what these videos set to PRIVATE are…..

Mary Young

Dec 12, 2018, 10:39 pm Reply

uhh get your ugly ass down

Domy Loppi

Jan 1, 2019, 6:32 am Reply

she look scary

also old greg!

احمد منسى

Feb 2, 2019, 8:00 am Reply

سسككطظهم

O Z

Feb 2, 2019, 3:08 am Reply

Isn’t that one of Beyoncé’s dancers with the red hair?

Mortada _ المجنح

Feb 2, 2019, 6:11 pm Reply

خايسين ام الفوح 😂😂😂😂

deadoralive cowboy

Mar 3, 2019, 9:48 am Reply

Greg sleeping is the sweetest thing ever

Emily Barnard

Apr 4, 2019, 4:08 am Reply

Damn, RIP Nipsey Hussle.

Benjamin E. Blackwell

Apr 4, 2019, 9:05 pm Reply

RIP Nippsey Hussle. The best rapper to call out the patriarchy.

rgprichporter

Apr 4, 2019, 11:44 pm Reply

R.I.P Nipsey Hussle

AC Stokes

Apr 4, 2019, 12:09 pm Reply

RIP Nipsey Hustle. This is the only thing I knew you from but you were fantastic in it.

THEBLUELIGHTBUZZ

Apr 4, 2019, 7:25 pm Reply

Two legends. Nipsey Hussle and Rachel Bloom.

jasobres

Apr 4, 2019, 3:00 am Reply

Can't believe the finale didn't even bother to memorialize Nipsey.

Shamika Simmons

Apr 4, 2019, 5:55 am Reply

Rip Nipsey Hussle

lolz0r

Apr 4, 2019, 1:06 pm Reply

rip nipsey

rugofbugs

Apr 4, 2019, 1:42 pm Reply

I got sad seeing Nipsey

Marianita Bustos

Apr 4, 2019, 7:23 pm Reply

I can't believe the rapper is now dead, this video got a lot darker all the sudden…

swissa85

Apr 4, 2019, 11:49 pm Reply

RIP Nipsy.

Pa Dao Lor

Apr 4, 2019, 1:41 am Reply

🍑🔈🔇🌍

Diana Martinez

May 5, 2019, 5:20 am Reply

HUSSLE!

sy val

May 5, 2019, 12:23 pm Reply

RIP Nipsey Hussle. If we only knew we would've sexied a song for you.

Amanda

May 5, 2019, 7:24 am Reply

Hey god, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!

Sathyan PC

Jun 6, 2019, 7:45 pm Reply

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Jun 6, 2019, 8:45 pm Reply

مشتهيه بليز

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Jun 6, 2019, 9:00 pm Reply

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Darren Mark Horton

Jun 6, 2019, 6:49 pm Reply

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Alex Arand

Jul 7, 2019, 8:04 pm Reply

Okay but genuinely there is nothing sexier than guys who are aware of and fight the patriarchy

حيدر حسام

Jul 7, 2019, 11:23 pm Reply

عراقيات مشتهيات وينهن يُرجى إضافتي إلى أصدقائك على YouTube https://youtu.be/addme/vlJl4GWuedbBLUv6uC_dEWAGutu8LA

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Jul 7, 2019, 7:24 am Reply

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Mahendra Singh

Jul 7, 2019, 9:10 am Reply

Mm Hh

Jul 7, 2019, 8:41 pm Reply

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Lauren Brattle

Jul 7, 2019, 4:58 pm Reply

Ass blood!!😂

Eslam Hossen

Jul 7, 2019, 12:49 pm Reply

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Aug 8, 2019, 10:31 am Reply

هههه

christin buzz cat

Aug 8, 2019, 7:48 pm Reply

Am a hyt

Arvind Rathod

Aug 8, 2019, 11:11 am Reply

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حيدر حسام

Aug 8, 2019, 9:50 pm Reply

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Aug 8, 2019, 8:48 am Reply

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Aug 8, 2019, 11:05 am Reply

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Aug 8, 2019, 12:19 pm Reply

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Billy Shearer

Aug 8, 2019, 1:56 am Reply

Amazing series!

Duyen Huynh

Aug 8, 2019, 10:36 pm Reply

What with the Thumbnail……….

Miruna et Karl et Daria

Aug 8, 2019, 9:27 am Reply

O Sexy 👍❤️❤️

Aamer Bsher

Aug 8, 2019, 3:17 am Reply

فعل

Sohan Verma

Sep 9, 2019, 3:54 am Reply

Hii

هيلا هوب

Sep 9, 2019, 11:24 am Reply

https://youtu.be/THT4po_XcpU
مع المتميزه
اشتراك رح نزل معرفها بعد ان يصل الفيديو ل ١٠٠اعجاب
ولاتنسى الاشتراك وتفعيل الجرص

ŁUIS .

Sep 9, 2019, 3:07 am Reply

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محمد الصالح

Sep 9, 2019, 7:48 am Reply

عمري ١٨

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Sep 9, 2019, 6:42 pm Reply

😑

Vijay Kumar

Sep 9, 2019, 7:17 am Reply

Sexy

Mai Giza

Oct 10, 2019, 6:35 pm Reply

Good video 😍👌👌👌

Simi Blau

Oct 10, 2019, 6:51 pm Reply

Rachel looks so sexy

Ahmat jainuri Zeen

Oct 10, 2019, 4:46 pm Reply

Oh yes arah ah ah

Ellyn Ever Sweet

Oct 10, 2019, 7:41 pm Reply

Was this inspired by the Pussycat Dolls? It really reminds me of Buttons

Wendy Nerd

Oct 10, 2019, 10:31 pm Reply

Guys: You don't need to do all this stuff, gals! This is all stuff you women invented!
Also guys: You look tired.

سيد احمد المسوي

Oct 10, 2019, 9:50 pm Reply

بنات دني

teek e

Oct 10, 2019, 11:48 pm Reply

Lol so much truth in this video… hats off to the lovely significant others that agree to a date!

empercat

Oct 10, 2019, 6:45 pm Reply

RIP Nipsey Hussle

مجتبى ابراهيم

Oct 10, 2019, 12:24 pm Reply

اه كسج

socora jordan

Oct 10, 2019, 7:32 am Reply

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Evermore –

Oct 10, 2019, 1:41 pm Reply

Big mood. If I ever wanted to get sexy I'd need like a week's notice tbh. Preliminary waxing a week before to make sure if I break out it has time to go back down, and then over the course of a week not as much grows back so there's less waxing and risk of break outs (also I have a whole skincare routine in the lead up so the makeup sits right).

I'm honestly so glad this horrific song exists so I know Im not the only one.

Lauren

Oct 10, 2019, 8:57 pm Reply

RIP Nipsey

Thapa chhalli

Oct 10, 2019, 1:49 pm Reply

Chad is watching this

Thapa chhalli

Oct 10, 2019, 1:49 pm Reply

Sex

زلاطه زلاطه

Nov 11, 2019, 10:56 pm Reply

اريد صديقا

Kaoru Justice

Nov 11, 2019, 10:18 pm Reply

It was so hilarious when at the end of the episode Nipsey was actually calling the girls to apologize and talking about feminism 😂😂😂

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