Joel: I’m not a big fan of traveling. And traveling with Burnie is even worse. Joel: I remember when we were sharing the hotel room. Joel: And I’m the first one to awake and so I’m like “I’m gonna go take a shower”. Joel: And I’m taking a shower, and I hear *tap* *tap* *tap* […]
well hello there everyone greetings and salutations okay that’ll work so uh looks like this is probably gonna be my last video yeah if you didn’t hear the news about YouTube ah I knew it was coming jesus didn’t hear the new about YouTube changing their harassment policy to where creator on creator crime doesn’t […]
– Trying to find a public bathroom in New York City, – Can be an absolute, – Absolute. – Shit show. – Shit show. – Get it. – Never in my life have I seen a clean public bathroom in New York City. – And it’s really really frustrating, if you really have to go, […]
FEMALE SPEAKER: Are you in the bathtub? DICKI: No! FEMALE SPEAKER: I’m waiting. DICKI: Oh, come on!
– Hmm, I think I could totally rock a mohawk. I don’t wanna get out of the shower. Holy shit a whole clump of my hair just came out. How am I not bald yet? One day we’re just going to not exist. Oprah is just gonna not exist one day. I wonder how many […]
– What the fuck is the difference between peeing in the shower and using your shower as a toilet? The shower is a toilet at that point. – You’re taking a shower while you’re peeing! – That doesn’t make it better! – Killing– – Peeing in the shower. Come on. Admit it. You’ve done it. […]