Simply Genius Shower Thoughts with Nick Offerman | Mashable

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Genius Shower Thoughts with Nick Offerman, the Sequel

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Every restaurant is a drive-through, with sufficient acceleration. To chairs, human beings are hats. Sex is just prostitution, where the payment is sex. Every bag of chips is family-sized, if you’re an orphan. Beef jerky is really just a meat raisin. Jedi Knights close all their applications using Force Quit. Taking candy from a baby […]

Weird Thoughts You Have In The Shower

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– Hmm, I think I could totally rock a mohawk. I don’t wanna get out of the shower. Holy shit a whole clump of my hair just came out. How am I not bald yet? One day we’re just going to not exist. Oprah is just gonna not exist one day. I wonder how many […]

Why Our Best Thoughts Come to Us in the Shower

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We might suppose that the best place to think would be a large room with a big desk, plenty of natural light and a window with a view – perhaps onto water or a park. This is the premise behind the layout of most offices. The nearer one gets to the top, the closer one’s […]