Convos With My 4-Year-Old – “PUBLIC BATHROOM” – Episode 6, Season 5

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– (Coco) Look at how much fun we’re having. ♪ (piano plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and goes off-key) ♪ – I’m sorry. I’m sorry. There’s a line. – A line? – We’re the line. We’re the beginning of the line. Um, all the stalls are full. – Okay. – So… – Okay. [toilet flushing] […]

Why Can’t I Pee in Public Bathrooms?

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[♪ INTRO] Picture this: You’re out on the road with your buds, and it’s hot. Like, “I chugged a huge water bottle to stay hydrated” hot. You’re pulling into the next road stop, and of course, you really need to pee. But can you? If you’re the kind of person who would run into the […]

We Searched For The Best Public Bathroom In NYC

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– Trying to find a public bathroom in New York City, – Can be an absolute, – Absolute. – Shit show. – Shit show. – Get it. – Never in my life have I seen a clean public bathroom in New York City. – And it’s really really frustrating, if you really have to go, […]

Why You Should Never Use Bathroom Air Hand Dryers Again

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Here’s a nugget of knowledge you’ll never want to forget: the electric hand dryer was invented in 1948 by an inventor from Chicago called George Clemens. Well, some sources tell us that, but others say the Airdry Corporation of New York patented the process in 1922. In terms of how they look, hand dryers haven’t […]

Why Doors in Public Toilets Don’t Reach the Floor

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So how do you feel about public restrooms? Dread? Thought so. But have you ever wondered why toilet stall doors rarely reach all the way to the floor? Well, it turns out that there’s not one, but several fully valid reasons for not enclosing bathroom stalls! Some of them are obvious, while others turned out […]