Jellyfish Sting Pee Paramedic (ft. Gus Johnson) – Mini-Mocks

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

The only thing scarier than getting stung by a jellyfish is having nobody to pee on you. Well, that’s where I come in. My name is Vince Amico and I’m a jellyfish sting, piss paramedic. Most people just call me Piss Boy, though. At first, some beach goers were a little uncomfortable with my method […]

The Man Who Lives in His Shower – Mini-Mocks

By Grover Koelpin 56 comments

It may be a little unconventional, but it makes me happy. I’m Nick Hudson and I haven’t left this shower for two years. One day a couple of years ago, my wife said, “I wish I could stay in here forever,” and that’s when it clicked. I said, “I’m gonna stay in here forever.” A […]