The Wedding’s Golden Shower

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Bastard ! Scumbag ! Jackass ! Jerk ! Asshole !

Let’s Talk About Bathrooms

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I’D LIKE TO START OFF TONIGHT WITH A PERSON QUESTION, IF YOU GUYS DON’T MIND. A SHOW OF HANDS. HOW YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. OKAY, LOOKS LIKE WE’VE GOT A MAJORITY. IT LOOKS LIKE WOMEN GO TO THE BATHROOM, TOO. THAT’S DISAPPOINTING. I ASK BECAUSE IF YOU FOLLOW THE NEWS, THERE ARE LAWS, LIKE […]

Convos With My 4-Year-Old – “PUBLIC BATHROOM” – Episode 6, Season 5

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– (Coco) Look at how much fun we’re having. ♪ (piano plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and goes off-key) ♪ – I’m sorry. I’m sorry. There’s a line. – A line? – We’re the line. We’re the beginning of the line. Um, all the stalls are full. – Okay. – So… – Okay. [toilet flushing] […]

Miranda Lambert: “It All Comes Out In The Wash”

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Will Ferrell’s LAFC Responsibility: Bathroom Duty

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SPEAKING OF BIG SUCCESSES, YOU ARE THE CO-OWNER OF L.A.’S NEWEST PRO SOCCER TEAM, LAS. EVERYONE IN LOS ANGELES WHAT IS YOUR ROLE WITH THE TEAM AS CO-OWNER?>>IT IS A VERY LARGE OWNERSHIP GROUP YOU KNOW, MAGIC JOHNSON, MIA HAMM, OMAR GARCIA PARA, FROM ALL PARTS OF LOS ANGELES. WE ALL KIND OF HAVE OUR […]

Steve Bannon’s Bathtub Musings

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>>I PREFER BROWN MINIMALIST. OH, GEE. I BELIEVE THE SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE OF 1906 WAS AN INSIDE JOB TO PROMOTE THE GAY AGENDA.>>BEHAVE! IRTH CONTROL TURNS WOMEN INTO WEREWOLVES.>>MMM! LITTLE KNOWN FACT, THE WORDS CORPORATE MEDIA, GLOBALIST AND PANCAKES ARE ALL JUST DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY JEWISH.

How Much Does A Gender-Neutral Bathroom Cost?

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>>Stephen: HI. I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. DONALD TRUMP RECENTLY SAID THAT INSTALLING GENDER-NEUTRAL BATHROOMS WOULD COST “HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.” I BROUGHT MY ACCOUNTANT ALONG TO SEE IF HE’S CORRECT. ARE YOU READY TO CHECK HIS NUMBERS?>>YES, SIR.>>Stephen: OKAY. HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?>>$200 BILLION.>>Stephen: DAMN IT!

Lily Collins’ Met Gala Night Always Includes a Bathtub Pic

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Guillermo Del Toro Welcomes a Fatal Bathtub of Ice Cream

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Types of People in the Shower

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