Jimmy Celebrates Bathtub Party Day

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-Welcome back, everybody. Hey, by the way guys, today is something called “bathtub party day.” Apparently, it’s a day where people are encouraged to skip showers and take a long bath instead. I’ve been thinking about this bathtub-party thing, and it actually inspired me to write a song. [ Claps rhythmically ] [ Drum beats […]

Noah Centineo Needs Help Bathing if Anyone’s Interested

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Joaquin Phoenix on Playing Joker + Exclusive Outtake

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>>Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME.>>Jimmy: I SAW JOKER LAST NIGHT AND I’M NOW SCARE OF YOU. I HAVE TO SAY. IT REALLY WAS AN AMAZING, INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE. ARE YOU PROUD OF IT? ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW GOOD IT IS?>>UM.>>Jimmy: THAT’S A TOUGH QUESTION, RIGHT?>>THAT IS A TOUGH QUESTION.>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK LIKE […]

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals What Really Happened at Craziest Oscars Ever

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THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR COMING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, I HOSTED THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I’LL ADMIT I WAS FISHING. WHAT A WEIRD THING THOUGH. HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER HOSTED THE OSCARS BEFORE? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT […]