Ethan Hawke Got A Rave Review In The Bathroom

By Grover Koelpin 41 comments

Steve Martin Washes Up Before His Late Show Performance

By Grover Koelpin 71 comments

HEY, STEVE.>>HEY, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>AH, JUST CLEANING UP THE OLD BANJO FOR THE SHOW. IT IMPROVES THE TONE.>>Stephen: I WOULD NOT HAVE THOUGHT THAT.>>OH, YEAH, YEAH. IT’S AN OLD PROFESSIONAL SECRET.>>Stephen: OH, WOW.>>IT’S REALLY BEEN GOOD.>>Stephen: ANYWAY– OH, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU PLAYED THE GUITAR, TOO.>>I DON’T. THIS IS OUR GUITARIST’S GUITAR. […]

Usher: Male Accuser Claims Sex In Spa | TMZ Live

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

HARVEY: SO NOW WE KNOW MORE BECAUSE DOCUMENTS HAVE BEEN FILED IN THE USHER GENITAL HERPES LAWSUIT AND THE MALE ACCUSER, ALTHOUGH HE HAS NOT IDENTIFIED HIMSELF, HAS ALLEGED THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING WHAT HE SAYS IS EXPOSURE TO GENITAL HERPES BY USHER. HE SAYS IT HAPPENED AT A KOREATOWN SPA IN LOS ANGELES WHERE THE […]

Let’s Talk About Bathrooms

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I’D LIKE TO START OFF TONIGHT WITH A PERSON QUESTION, IF YOU GUYS DON’T MIND. A SHOW OF HANDS. HOW YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. OKAY, LOOKS LIKE WE’VE GOT A MAJORITY. IT LOOKS LIKE WOMEN GO TO THE BATHROOM, TOO. THAT’S DISAPPOINTING. I ASK BECAUSE IF YOU FOLLOW THE NEWS, THERE ARE LAWS, LIKE […]

Miranda Lambert: “It All Comes Out In The Wash”

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The Transgender Fight For Safe Bathrooms

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– I started my transition when I was in my 20s, when I was about 21 years old. I would get the experience of other women freaking out about me using the restroom, and that became very dangerous for me. In 2005, I was involved in a hate crime, and I was shot in the […]

WE THREW MY PREGNANT ASSISTANT A BABY SHOWER!

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

Congratulations on your new baby Noooooo It’s your baby shower *theme music woooo thanks Andy! ayo good morning Logang whats poping music he made another troth its so good what doesn’t this man do?? kong its your big day while my dog inhales meat logang you should know today’s the day we set the internet […]

Hollywood almost lost to this city

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

OK, take a look at that palm tree right over there. That’s not a California palm tree, it’s a Florida palm tree. And I’m currently in a city that had more than 30 movie studios and made 100s of films. This city was locked in a fight with Hollywood and if it won, it could […]

Will Ferrell’s LAFC Responsibility: Bathroom Duty

By Grover Koelpin 44 comments

SPEAKING OF BIG SUCCESSES, YOU ARE THE CO-OWNER OF L.A.’S NEWEST PRO SOCCER TEAM, LAS. EVERYONE IN LOS ANGELES WHAT IS YOUR ROLE WITH THE TEAM AS CO-OWNER?>>IT IS A VERY LARGE OWNERSHIP GROUP YOU KNOW, MAGIC JOHNSON, MIA HAMM, OMAR GARCIA PARA, FROM ALL PARTS OF LOS ANGELES. WE ALL KIND OF HAVE OUR […]

Steve Bannon’s Bathtub Musings

By Grover Koelpin 99 comments

>>I PREFER BROWN MINIMALIST. OH, GEE. I BELIEVE THE SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE OF 1906 WAS AN INSIDE JOB TO PROMOTE THE GAY AGENDA.>>BEHAVE! IRTH CONTROL TURNS WOMEN INTO WEREWOLVES.>>MMM! LITTLE KNOWN FACT, THE WORDS CORPORATE MEDIA, GLOBALIST AND PANCAKES ARE ALL JUST DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY JEWISH.