-I know that this is your show — This is his show, clearly, and he’s got things to start with, but I’ve got to say real quick. -Sure. -Backstage, he was too scared to give me hugs, and now he’s, like, all about the hug. He wouldn’t even shake my hand, and now you’re all […]
HEY, STEVE.>>HEY, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>AH, JUST CLEANING UP THE OLD BANJO FOR THE SHOW. IT IMPROVES THE TONE.>>Stephen: I WOULD NOT HAVE THOUGHT THAT.>>OH, YEAH, YEAH. IT’S AN OLD PROFESSIONAL SECRET.>>Stephen: OH, WOW.>>IT’S REALLY BEEN GOOD.>>Stephen: ANYWAY– OH, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU PLAYED THE GUITAR, TOO.>>I DON’T. THIS IS OUR GUITARIST’S GUITAR. […]
– She’s looking at me, going,“Too long. Come now.” I’m like, “I’m trying!” I mean, I can’t piss if my brother’s on the same floor as me at this age. She’s yelling at me right here, like, “You come now! Too long!” I’m like, “I’m fucking trying!” – Welcome to “This is Not Happening.” I’m […]
I’D LIKE TO START OFF TONIGHT WITH A PERSON QUESTION, IF YOU GUYS DON’T MIND. A SHOW OF HANDS. HOW YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. OKAY, LOOKS LIKE WE’VE GOT A MAJORITY. IT LOOKS LIKE WOMEN GO TO THE BATHROOM, TOO. THAT’S DISAPPOINTING. I ASK BECAUSE IF YOU FOLLOW THE NEWS, THERE ARE LAWS, LIKE […]
-You are hosting “Saturday Night Live” for the first time. -Yes. -This is very exciting for you. -I’m literally — I-I’m upstairs. -Yeah, you’re two floors away. -I’ve come down from rehearsal… -Yeah. -…where I was wearing rather filthy dungarees — I have to tell you. [ Laughter ] I was rehearsing, and — and […]
Adorable and memorable moments when daddy spend all their love to their babies. Let’s watch and treasure these times! I Love you Daddy loves you Deulim ami Good shut up up quick when we say love mummy I Love you, I Love You Larry yeah Oh Baby You
Who will take a bath today? Maybe I am? Tasty water. LoL Why is it so tasty? I want to swim I’ll throw the water out of here. Oh no Need to change water Where is my fluffy tail? What is this warm noisy wind? Who are you? Mommy, am I beautiful?