Are you peeing in the shower? I’m about to. No. The toilet is right there. Yeah but I’m all wet. I don’t care What you don’t pee in the shower? No absolutely not! Well you should. I’m not peeing with you in here. Why not? Because it’s disgusting. That’s just an idea given to you […]
>>I PREFER BROWN MINIMALIST. OH, GEE. I BELIEVE THE SAN FRANCISCO EARTHQUAKE OF 1906 WAS AN INSIDE JOB TO PROMOTE THE GAY AGENDA.>>BEHAVE! IRTH CONTROL TURNS WOMEN INTO WEREWOLVES.>>MMM! LITTLE KNOWN FACT, THE WORDS CORPORATE MEDIA, GLOBALIST AND PANCAKES ARE ALL JUST DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY JEWISH.
– It’s fair to say that we’re overdue for the big one and a lot of people think its gonna happen in the next decade or two. – What? – I have no idea what to do in an actual earthquake. – I don’t feel safe in this place. (speaking all at once) – I […]
Hey there I’m Tigeatoray and I was once trapped in a shower I am not proud of this It was actually really embarrassing So, some context When I was in middle and high school, almost every year I would go to a five day Muslim summer camp, and- WHUT?! A Muslim summer camp? What’d they […]
(gentle music) (keyboard keys clacking) – Can you get pregnant from sitting on your boyfriend’s lap? 100%. And here’s how. You’re sitting on your boyfriend’s lap, face to face. He’s wearing jeans, button fly. The manufacturer of the jeans made an error, put too much space in between the buttons. This leaves a gap wide […]
>>Stephen: HI. I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. DONALD TRUMP RECENTLY SAID THAT INSTALLING GENDER-NEUTRAL BATHROOMS WOULD COST “HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.” I BROUGHT MY ACCOUNTANT ALONG TO SEE IF HE’S CORRECT. ARE YOU READY TO CHECK HIS NUMBERS?>>YES, SIR.>>Stephen: OKAY. HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?>>$200 BILLION.>>Stephen: DAMN IT!
Hey you there! Stop! Who me? Yeah you! You’re under arrest! Who me? Yes you! Who me? Yes you! Why am I under arrest? Let’s just say that we struggled to keep the families of those children quiet Oh.. well, crap But in reality I think you should’ve arrested me a long time ago I […]