President Obama’s Transgender Bathroom Backlash: The Daily Show

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

But let’s move on to a story that’s been particularly divisive over the past few weeks– the rights of transgender people. Now, with more and more states threatening to introduce restrictive bathroom bills, it was only a matter of time before the president stepped in. The Obama Administration has sent out a directive to every […]

Jellyfish Sting Pee Paramedic (ft. Gus Johnson) – Mini-Mocks

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

The only thing scarier than getting stung by a jellyfish is having nobody to pee on you. Well, that’s where I come in. My name is Vince Amico and I’m a jellyfish sting, piss paramedic. Most people just call me Piss Boy, though. At first, some beach goers were a little uncomfortable with my method […]

Obama Says Goodbye & Trump (Allegedly) Gets a “Golden Shower”: The Daily Show

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

Last night, the first andlastfirst black president of the United States said his good-bye to 20,000 of his closest friends. And you could tell Obama was really the president of millennials, because the entire speech seemed like one giant subtweet. -(cheering) -Democracy does require… a basic sense of solidarity. We weaken those ties when we […]

Can I Get Pregnant From Sitting on My Boyfriend’s Lap? – Your Worst Fears Confirmed

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

(gentle music) (keyboard keys clacking) – Can you get pregnant from sitting on your boyfriend’s lap? 100%. And here’s how. You’re sitting on your boyfriend’s lap, face to face. He’s wearing jeans, button fly. The manufacturer of the jeans made an error, put too much space in between the buttons. This leaves a gap wide […]

CalebCity Argues That Shower Peeing Is Not OK – Agree to Disagree

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

You haven’t lived well enough. You haven’t lived hard enough. You haven’t tried everything your body can do. You haven’t pushed your body to the limit. I beg to differ. I think I’ve lived a great life not shitting in showers. Peeing in the shower. Okay, or not okay? Not okay. Okay. Not okay. Okay. […]

Chappelle’s Show – Trading Spouses

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

HI, AND WELCOME TO “TRADING SPOUSES,” THE SHOW WHERE WE TAKE TWO MARRIED COUPLES, AND YOU GUESSED IT, MAKE THEM TRADE SPOUSES FOR A WHOLE MONTH. WATCH THE SPARKS FLY TODAY, BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW, WE’RE GOING INTERRACIAL. ( man ) DADDY’S GOING AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, ALL RIGHT ? […]

The Man Who Lives in His Shower – Mini-Mocks

By Grover Koelpin 56 comments

It may be a little unconventional, but it makes me happy. I’m Nick Hudson and I haven’t left this shower for two years. One day a couple of years ago, my wife said, “I wish I could stay in here forever,” and that’s when it clicked. I said, “I’m gonna stay in here forever.” A […]

Key & Peele – Make-A-Wish

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

[monitor beeping steadily] [thunder booming] – HI, YOU MUST BE LIAM. – HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? – [hoarsely] I’M FEELING FINE, DR. GUPTA. JUST FINE. – THIS IS MARION GLASS, AND SHE’S FROM THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION. – MARION GLASS. – HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY, LIAM? – I’M FINE, MARION […]

Key & Peele – Turbulence – Uncensored

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

(Mark) He’s disgusting. Bernard? He’s disgusting. He’s not even like her. He’s an airplane technician. I mean, come on. And he talks too much. That’s why I like you. You don’t talk. You just listen. – It’s good. [bell dings] Okay. And the captain has turned on the “fasten seat belt” sign. Got a little […]

Kyle Kinane – “I Liked His Old Stuff Better” – Drinking in the Shower

By Grover Koelpin 21 comments

– No, I fell– back in December, I fell. I fell real bad as I was, uh– I was at home. I fell in the shower. I was drunk. I was drinking in the shower. I drink in my shower. I drink in my shower, not like I need to drink so much that it […]

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