Emma Thompson and Jimmy Wash a Sheepdog and “It’s F-ing Glorious”

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-You are hosting “Saturday Night Live” for the first time. -Yes. -This is very exciting for you. -I’m literally — I-I’m upstairs. -Yeah, you’re two floors away. -I’ve come down from rehearsal… -Yeah. -…where I was wearing rather filthy dungarees — I have to tell you. [ Laughter ] I was rehearsing, and — and […]

Chrissy Metz Cries In The Bathroom With Strangers Who Love Her On ‘This Is Us’

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– How do they react to you in public? – I mean, usually, Kate! – And you’re like, that’s not my name! – I’m like, that’s not my name, right exactly. (laughter) It’s Chrissy, but hi! – It’s a good song. – Yeah it is. – Ting Tings, I got you, all right. – But […]

Jimmy Celebrates Bathtub Party Day

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-Welcome back, everybody. Hey, by the way guys, today is something called “bathtub party day.” Apparently, it’s a day where people are encouraged to skip showers and take a long bath instead. I’ve been thinking about this bathtub-party thing, and it actually inspired me to write a song. [ Claps rhythmically ] [ Drum beats […]

Noah Centineo Needs Help Bathing if Anyone’s Interested

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Joaquin Phoenix on Playing Joker + Exclusive Outtake

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>>Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME.>>Jimmy: I SAW JOKER LAST NIGHT AND I’M NOW SCARE OF YOU. I HAVE TO SAY. IT REALLY WAS AN AMAZING, INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE. ARE YOU PROUD OF IT? ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW GOOD IT IS?>>UM.>>Jimmy: THAT’S A TOUGH QUESTION, RIGHT?>>THAT IS A TOUGH QUESTION.>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK LIKE […]

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals What Really Happened at Craziest Oscars Ever

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THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. THANKS FOR COMING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, I HOSTED THE OSCARS LAST NIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I’LL ADMIT I WAS FISHING. WHAT A WEIRD THING THOUGH. HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER HOSTED THE OSCARS BEFORE? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT […]

Thank You Notes: President Trump Grabbing French President Emmanuel Macron’s Hand

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If you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d like to write out my weekly “Thank You Notes” right now. Is that cool? [ Cheers and applause ] I only wish I could have some “Thank You Note” writing music. -How could you do that? -James? [ Laughter ] -Gosh. -Come on. ♪♪♪♪ -Oh. -Wow. Fantastic. ♪♪♪♪ He’s […]