Ethan Hawke Got A Rave Review In The Bathroom

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Steve Martin Washes Up Before His Late Show Performance

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HEY, STEVE.>>HEY, STEPHEN.>>Stephen: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>AH, JUST CLEANING UP THE OLD BANJO FOR THE SHOW. IT IMPROVES THE TONE.>>Stephen: I WOULD NOT HAVE THOUGHT THAT.>>OH, YEAH, YEAH. IT’S AN OLD PROFESSIONAL SECRET.>>Stephen: OH, WOW.>>IT’S REALLY BEEN GOOD.>>Stephen: ANYWAY– OH, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU PLAYED THE GUITAR, TOO.>>I DON’T. THIS IS OUR GUITARIST’S GUITAR. […]

Tommy Pope – The Washy Wash – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

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– She’s looking at me, going,“Too long. Come now.” I’m like, “I’m trying!” I mean, I can’t piss if my brother’s on the same floor as me at this age. She’s yelling at me right here, like, “You come now! Too long!” I’m like, “I’m fucking trying!” – Welcome to “This is Not Happening.” I’m […]

Let’s Talk About Bathrooms

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I’D LIKE TO START OFF TONIGHT WITH A PERSON QUESTION, IF YOU GUYS DON’T MIND. A SHOW OF HANDS. HOW YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. OKAY, LOOKS LIKE WE’VE GOT A MAJORITY. IT LOOKS LIKE WOMEN GO TO THE BATHROOM, TOO. THAT’S DISAPPOINTING. I ASK BECAUSE IF YOU FOLLOW THE NEWS, THERE ARE LAWS, LIKE […]

Miranda Lambert: “It All Comes Out In The Wash”

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David Spade’s ‘Worst Bathroom Trip in 20 Years’

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You had a little procedure done. It’s all about your physical health today. Yeah, I had to get a colonoscopy, which when you turn– Was that your first one? Yeah, I’m 41, so what happens is– you think I’m 41? Ah, I just wizzed that by you. No, at a certain point, you have to […]

President Obama’s Transgender Bathroom Backlash: The Daily Show

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But let’s move on to a story that’s been particularly divisive over the past few weeks– the rights of transgender people. Now, with more and more states threatening to introduce restrictive bathroom bills, it was only a matter of time before the president stepped in. The Obama Administration has sent out a directive to every […]

Jellyfish Sting Pee Paramedic (ft. Gus Johnson) – Mini-Mocks

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The only thing scarier than getting stung by a jellyfish is having nobody to pee on you. Well, that’s where I come in. My name is Vince Amico and I’m a jellyfish sting, piss paramedic. Most people just call me Piss Boy, though. At first, some beach goers were a little uncomfortable with my method […]

Bodega Bathroom – SNL

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Will Ferrell’s LAFC Responsibility: Bathroom Duty

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SPEAKING OF BIG SUCCESSES, YOU ARE THE CO-OWNER OF L.A.’S NEWEST PRO SOCCER TEAM, LAS. EVERYONE IN LOS ANGELES WHAT IS YOUR ROLE WITH THE TEAM AS CO-OWNER?>>IT IS A VERY LARGE OWNERSHIP GROUP YOU KNOW, MAGIC JOHNSON, MIA HAMM, OMAR GARCIA PARA, FROM ALL PARTS OF LOS ANGELES. WE ALL KIND OF HAVE OUR […]