Baby Shower – A Barbie parody in stop motion *FOR MATURE AUDIENCES*

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Oh look! It’s a little baby leopard print bikini! (Sounds of approval) Adorable. Your baby’s going to be a hoe just like you. I know. I’m so excited. I hate that you never know I’m insulting you. Oh thanks Barbie! Who’s present I open next? Ow! The hell Stacie? Why are you so rude to […]

Emmy Rossum Was Naked in the Bathtub When She Got Engaged

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Sure, the actress is happily engaged, but not every girl dreams of being proposed to when they’re naked in the bathtub… Which is how it went down for Emmy. Se tells the talk show, Chelsea, “I happened to be in the bathtub when it happened… And then I realized that it was happening. And then […]