What Happens In The Girl’s Bathroom

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– Aw man, there’s only one toilet in here. It’s okay, y’all can come in with me. – Cool. I have to fix my makeup anyway. – Jesus, thank you. I have to pee. (“Starz” by Warner/Chappel Music Production) Hey, Calista can I use your mascara? – Yeah. Freddie, do you have any lipstick? – […]

Weird Thoughts You Have In The Shower

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– Hmm, I think I could totally rock a mohawk. I don’t wanna get out of the shower. Holy shit a whole clump of my hair just came out. How am I not bald yet? One day we’re just going to not exist. Oprah is just gonna not exist one day. I wonder how many […]