“I’m not at the beach, this is a bathtub.”
I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach. I’m not at the beach, this is a bathtub! No body in water is safe without a lifeguard. That’s 2ft deep, lady. You’re- what are you doing here? You can relax, you’re safe now, your lifeguard is here. O…k.. *Whistle* Get out of the water, there’s a shark! – What, a shark?!
– Get out of the water! – A shark..?!
– There’s a shark in the water! No! Wait a- there’s no shark in the bathtub! Aren’t you glad you have a lifeguard here to save you? I guess.. What.. wait a minute, you should go! There’s- there’s no need for you to be here! I think I should stay, and I think we should have sex. Okay…