“I’m not at the beach, this is a bathtub.”

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments

I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach. I’m not at the beach, this is a bathtub! No body in water is safe without a lifeguard. That’s 2ft deep, lady. You’re- what are you doing here? You can relax, you’re safe now, your lifeguard is here. O…k.. *Whistle* Get out of the water, there’s a shark! – What, a shark?!
– Get out of the water! – A shark..?!
– There’s a shark in the water! No! Wait a- there’s no shark in the bathtub! Aren’t you glad you have a lifeguard here to save you? I guess.. What.. wait a minute, you should go! There’s- there’s no need for you to be here! I think I should stay, and I think we should have sex. Okay…


BeN DaPkUs

Apr 4, 2018, 7:25 am Reply

Who said they don’t watch porn for plot


Apr 4, 2018, 8:34 pm Reply

This is literally the best commercial porn can get. I'm going to look for that video now.

Kura Nox

Apr 4, 2018, 10:34 am Reply

Not as realistic as Chris Kogos's.

ham salad

Apr 4, 2018, 1:12 pm Reply

Did i just see a le ebic troll
Get wrekt libtards awesome style 👊👊👊😎😎😎😂😂😂

Madalyn yafanaro

Apr 4, 2018, 8:50 pm Reply

where did she come from?

Black knight1000

Apr 4, 2018, 9:19 pm Reply

When you tell people you watch porn for the plot, technically you wouldnt be lying these days. My nigga coulda got ate. lifeguards guard lifes.


Apr 4, 2018, 2:01 am Reply

Link me the real video 😭


Apr 4, 2018, 2:01 pm Reply


i have abandoned this channel

Apr 4, 2018, 5:15 am Reply

I'm nOt AT thE bEAcH tHiS A bAthUb


Apr 4, 2018, 8:19 pm Reply


Actually falls for it

Brilliant Arrow

Apr 4, 2018, 2:21 am Reply

Damn, you know something is up when the guy is apprehensive about having sex (if she acted like that I’d be apprehensive too)

PVT. Rartard Wojack

Apr 4, 2018, 5:47 am Reply

Why does he sound so baked

Jimmy Fitzpatrick

Apr 4, 2018, 2:58 pm Reply

Is their actually a porno of this? I would watch it…

Knight of Iacon

Apr 4, 2018, 2:16 am Reply

Unlike this putz, even though I'd like to find Lisa Ann in my bathroom, I'd definietly call the cops if someone I don't even know (personally) just walked into my house uninvited.


Apr 4, 2018, 12:58 pm Reply

what anime is this?


Apr 4, 2018, 9:41 am Reply

its a trap


Apr 4, 2018, 10:37 am Reply


illegal anarchist

May 5, 2018, 2:47 am Reply

part 2 on pornhub

_TvHead_/ ._.

May 5, 2018, 9:36 am Reply

this guy looks like so confused lol

Majestic Troll

May 5, 2018, 2:58 am Reply

Somebody give this man a acting career!!!

big tiddy

May 5, 2018, 8:44 pm Reply

Can I get the link to the actual video? Asking for a friend

Jody Resnanda

May 5, 2018, 6:26 pm Reply

My god
Disliked for trollface


May 5, 2018, 7:24 pm Reply


Jaiden Anonymous

May 5, 2018, 10:37 am Reply

wtf 😂

Magnus Guglius Vuglius

May 5, 2018, 8:48 pm Reply

This is how morons are made, it’s when morons breed.

ben parry

May 5, 2018, 9:10 pm Reply

what s this called

Red Truth

May 5, 2018, 8:54 pm Reply

Who's the guy? I need to know for science


May 5, 2018, 3:58 am Reply

Porn is evolving


May 5, 2018, 3:59 am Reply

That guy is the best actor ive seen in porn


May 5, 2018, 5:47 pm Reply

She is ugly

Josh Pecker

May 5, 2018, 5:25 am Reply


Nalajah Jones

May 5, 2018, 1:28 am Reply

The first part was a girls senior quote

Greg Scott

May 5, 2018, 3:03 am Reply

Acting 100


May 5, 2018, 7:01 am Reply

What’s the name of the porno? For educational reasons.


May 5, 2018, 12:13 pm Reply

this idnt sa pool thid id s bsthtujmn8


May 5, 2018, 12:13 pm Reply

im drunk af


May 5, 2018, 11:45 pm Reply

Souce please

Quad Laser

May 5, 2018, 11:52 pm Reply

subtle and nuanced performance

Disgusted Batman

May 5, 2018, 1:09 am Reply

yeah that makes sense


May 5, 2018, 1:21 am Reply

shes like 40. who hired her to lifeguard


May 5, 2018, 1:42 am Reply

He acknowledges he's in a bathtub but still got out when she called a shark. He wanted to show her his junk.

Fernando Ed

May 5, 2018, 2:15 am Reply

The guy probably got lost in a porn set, took a bath and this video happened


May 5, 2018, 3:53 am Reply


For a second he made me believe he didn’t know what that lifeguard was doing in his private beach- I mean bathtub!! Good god I’m still mind-boggled!!


May 5, 2018, 4:14 am Reply

I don’t know what disgusts me more this plot or the fact that Dan ‘just the tip” Schneider did this same scene in all that

Alexander Paterson

May 5, 2018, 5:40 pm Reply

ah the old lifeguard and dumbass in the bathtub roleplay…..

Kokol Dududuud

May 5, 2018, 8:41 pm Reply

get out of the water theres a shark


May 5, 2018, 4:54 pm Reply



May 5, 2018, 6:49 pm Reply

at least they all are trying


May 5, 2018, 3:07 pm Reply

He sounds like a grown up Kazoo kid, holy shit

member of chat

May 5, 2018, 11:53 pm Reply

best drama movie ever


Jun 6, 2018, 5:51 pm Reply

watching this for the plot

Erik Wiedemann

Jun 6, 2018, 2:58 pm Reply


Kevin Daviduk

Jun 6, 2018, 1:03 pm Reply

Wtf she’s trying to hard

sylvia Rojas

Jun 6, 2018, 9:48 pm Reply


Aznable Man

Jun 6, 2018, 4:29 am Reply

sometimes i drown in my shower


Jun 6, 2018, 7:51 am Reply

This reminds me of the bathtub skit in the Amanda shoe


Jun 6, 2018, 6:49 am Reply

Can he do gay porn?


Jun 6, 2018, 8:59 pm Reply

Im just gonna say, if anyone have a filthy fantasy involving Hela, Id say Lisa ann could probably make that role. IM JUST SAYIN.

yung jetski

Jun 6, 2018, 5:59 am Reply

Wait a minute there's no shark in the bathtub

Makayla Padron

Jun 6, 2018, 5:55 am Reply

Name of vid


Jul 7, 2018, 8:15 pm Reply

Anybody else come here from thedickydinesshow?

Jason Woelfel

Jul 7, 2018, 8:10 pm Reply


dpr- -mark

Aug 8, 2018, 9:07 pm Reply

How is this age restricted

The Party

Aug 8, 2018, 9:11 pm Reply

Guys go follow me on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/codyrphotos/


Aug 8, 2018, 11:31 pm Reply

Porn logic 100

pastel pasta OwO

Aug 8, 2018, 5:26 pm Reply

life lesson
never trust lifeguards owo

Keemstar Platinum

Aug 8, 2018, 10:44 pm Reply

Name of original? I need it

You know. cause i am medic and i need research how to save person who drowned in the bathtub xD

Ghost in Rain Boots

Aug 8, 2018, 7:32 am Reply

Anyone know the name of this “movie”?

Vegetarian Soylent-Green

Aug 8, 2018, 11:21 pm Reply

You can tell this porn production really tried though: the actors displayed convincing emotions (through both their lines and the subtle body language that made this feel accurate) and dedicated themselves to their characters, the set pieces were perfect, the soundtrack was fitting, story was slightly more intriguing than the average skin-flick, props to the costume department too.


Aug 8, 2018, 2:39 am Reply

He looks like steve o

Josh Ardissonne

Aug 8, 2018, 3:34 am Reply

The fact that this is age restricted is hilarious

Andrew Firth

Aug 8, 2018, 5:44 pm Reply

What the hell

Chris Becerra

Sep 9, 2018, 2:27 am Reply

I feel like this dude genuinely had no clue what he was filming that day and was just in for the surprise of his life lmao

The Party

Sep 9, 2018, 4:33 am Reply


Jesse Jackson

Sep 9, 2018, 3:25 pm Reply

This man deserves the porn form of an Oscar


Sep 9, 2018, 1:55 am Reply

And after watching this everyone scattered the internet to find the source

Blongot’s Berries II

Sep 9, 2018, 4:40 am Reply

where is this even from? Cuz i really wanna watch that porno rn


Oct 10, 2018, 9:58 am Reply

Top 10 greatest anime fights scenes ever!

Josh Pecker

Oct 10, 2018, 3:36 am Reply

Better then most movies these days

Adam Tucher

Nov 11, 2018, 8:29 am Reply

This helpless man tried fighting with common sense, but her seduction skills were +69 higher than his level.

random shits channel

Nov 11, 2018, 12:48 am Reply

There's not a shark

There's a worm

god himself

Dec 12, 2018, 3:24 pm Reply

This dude is literally a harem anime protagonist

Suck ya Mum

Dec 12, 2018, 10:27 pm Reply

That wasn’t acting 😂

Beautiful View

Jan 1, 2019, 4:08 am Reply

Yoo guys this guys is bisexual and he did straight and gay porn btw now I’m shook 😭😫😨😱😐😳🤭


Jan 1, 2019, 2:15 am Reply

This is the best porno in the history of the world.

Kill Moves

Jan 1, 2019, 11:45 am Reply

Lisa Ann Boobwatch on pornhub


Jan 1, 2019, 10:54 pm Reply

oh yeah yeah

Ethan Eslava

Jan 1, 2019, 1:18 am Reply

finally age restricted 🙁

Gillian Daemon

Feb 2, 2019, 1:42 pm Reply

To be honest,
if i didn't know this was a porno i'd be freaking out

Nana B.

Feb 2, 2019, 2:10 am Reply

Why does he remind me of Matt LeBlanc from friends


Feb 2, 2019, 7:50 am Reply

This dude can act.

Beautiful View

Feb 2, 2019, 3:32 am Reply

Kyana Schaeffer Yoo guys this guys is bisexual and he did straight and gay porn btw now I’m shook 😭😫😨😱😐😳🤭

Hopalulu •

Feb 2, 2019, 2:42 am Reply

“there’s no shark in the BAthtub-“


Feb 2, 2019, 11:16 pm Reply

I need the title for academic purpose


Mar 3, 2019, 8:29 pm Reply

where is this from?

abipop x1

Mar 3, 2019, 11:26 am Reply

500th dislike 😂

E Erase

Mar 3, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

What’s the name of this orignal

The Titan

Apr 4, 2019, 5:49 pm Reply

Disgusting old hag …

Jack Salvin

Jul 7, 2019, 12:19 am Reply


Pees] White stuf

Jul 7, 2019, 5:44 am Reply

i cumed

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