David Spade’s ‘Worst Bathroom Trip in 20 Years’

By Grover Koelpin 31 comments


You had a little procedure done. It’s all about your
physical health today. Yeah, I had to get
a colonoscopy, which when you turn– Was that your first one? Yeah, I’m 41, so
what happens is– you think I’m 41? Ah, I just wizzed that by you. No, at a certain point,
you have to get it. And nobody wants it. And it’s important to do. But they said if you
don’t want to do it, the easiest thing my doctor
said is you do it in a box and you send it into
the lab to get analyzed. I go, oh, I’ll do that one. So I do send it in. And they send it right
back and said, please don’t send us this. Your doctor is
playing a joke on you. And I’m his ex-girlfriend. And he’s done this 35 times. It’s not funny anymore. So I go, OK. That didn’t work. So I got a virtual
colonoscopy, which it’s sort of an easier way. It was better for me. But it was basically
the same prep work. By prep work, you’ve
heard about this. You have to take all
these potions and pills. And then you sort of flush out
the system in a violent manner. And it’s real fireworks and
not the Katy Perry song. It’s very different. And so I have people at my
house, fans, contest winners. So I just have– 24 hours a day, they’re
just sort of buzzing around. And so I said, I’m going to
warn you, tomorrow morning, you better get out of the house. You know what I mean? You got to go. It’s going to get
pretty bad in here. And just like those
hurricanes, they didn’t listen. They won’t get out of the house. I said, I’m telling you,
this could be the worst trip to the bathroom in 20 years. And they said, no, we’re
going to stay and ride it out. I go, OK. And guess what? They were sorry. That’s right. They were sorry they stayed. Because at that point, I
said, now you have to say. My best bet, lay on the
ground and ride it out. And it got bad. Yeah, so I did that. And it was a real
Toyota Poopathon. But you know what I mean? But everything must go. Anyway, happy Halloween. All right, it’s
called A Polaroid Guy in a Snapchat World. And it’s available on
Audible and David Spade. Thank you for being
here 25 times. We’ll be back.

31 Comments

Noonie Al-Gburi

Nov 11, 2018, 2:39 pm Reply

I am having anxiety in class and left to watch Ellen for a little to feel better. ❤️❤️❤️

Dean William

Nov 11, 2018, 3:12 am Reply

ellen should have helped the knight sit with that fortnite.

Merril Redinger

Nov 11, 2018, 8:06 pm Reply

I love David Spade!! He is hilarious

OnceInABlueMoon

Nov 11, 2018, 5:14 am Reply

"….I'm his ex-girlfriend and he's done this 35 times…" 🤣 roflmao

eric burhed

Nov 11, 2018, 12:15 am Reply

Not funny

Rosa Quintana

Nov 11, 2018, 9:37 am Reply

He always makes laugh. 🌹

ABS

Dec 12, 2018, 8:47 am Reply

LOLOLOLOL send it in the box lolololol

ABS

Dec 12, 2018, 8:47 am Reply

“Fans, contest winners…” 😂😂

Liz Gonzalez

Dec 12, 2018, 8:48 pm Reply

Best story teller ever I swear ! Love when he is on the show ☺️

Dave Holden

Dec 12, 2018, 3:33 pm Reply

Always a hoot when Spade visits! Watching Ellen laugh is just as great !!

Séverin Official

Dec 12, 2018, 9:47 pm Reply

He’s a legend 😂

Alessandra Leigh

Jan 1, 2019, 6:53 pm Reply

And for some reason even after this story I still want him..

Mrs Foster

Feb 2, 2019, 3:35 pm Reply

He is hilarious. I will watch anything he is in.

Mike Ronquillo

Mar 3, 2019, 1:55 pm Reply

I love his interviews 😂😂😂

Vanessa Leppelman

Apr 4, 2019, 11:53 pm Reply

🤣"just like those hurricanes they didn't listen"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄

Dizzy

May 5, 2019, 10:36 pm Reply

Hes 54 in this video!! 😲

MrNikkimaxine

May 5, 2019, 12:22 am Reply

Now see way

Hannon qaoud

May 5, 2019, 10:33 pm Reply

There was a cut in the video at 2:01
Something has been cut out
I wanna know 😭😭

Greg Dahlen

Jun 6, 2019, 10:14 am Reply

how far did the smell reach?

nicoicon1986

Jun 6, 2019, 10:30 pm Reply

‘it was a real Toyota Poopathon’

Toyota=Japanese ?

Patricia Mirasol

Jul 7, 2019, 12:04 pm Reply

One of my fave comedians! 🙂

Karlene Grimes

Jul 7, 2019, 4:11 pm Reply

Just like those hurricanes they didn't listen. 😂😂

Dick South

Jul 7, 2019, 9:51 pm Reply

looks good for 65. keep it up davey

Dick South

Jul 7, 2019, 9:52 pm Reply

if he didn't have a mustache i wouldn't be able to tell them apart

maidmoira

Jul 7, 2019, 11:33 pm Reply

haha guys are such suck's, colonoscopy!

IW Nunn

Aug 8, 2019, 8:03 am Reply

One of the funniest

Elena Carra

Sep 9, 2019, 1:12 pm Reply

he's not 41, he is older

MrNikkimaxine

Sep 9, 2019, 2:06 pm Reply

In that wya be a few minutes before that how it is amazing that you’re what now

Ronnie Childs

Oct 10, 2019, 1:05 pm Reply

She obviously thinks he's hilarious. She laughs constantly the whole time he's on. Somehow that makes it funnier.

Fupa The Great

Nov 11, 2019, 6:39 am Reply

I just busted laughing in the library while everyone was silent when he said the ex girlfriend joke

Some Body

Nov 11, 2019, 1:50 am Reply

Ellen the lesbian.

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