Conan’s Wild Tap-Tap Ride – CONAN on TBS

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments


Probably the most common form of transportation in Haiti is the tap-tap, and this is– Jean Louis.
Jean Louis! Jean Louis,
That’s a great name. It is, thank you. Jean Louis.
Jean Louis. I wish my name was Jean Louis! In the United States we’d call this a cab, here you call it tap-tap.
Okay. And so they just tap on the side of a vehicle, is that right?
Exactly. When someone reach, just tap you, bam bam! Stop.
You stop. But usually, we have somebody with me to collect the money. Well I can collect the money, I’m with you. Yeah, but–
You don’t trust me? I trust you. I’m with you, I’ll count the money. What if I take more than my share? Well, that’s between you and your conscience. Because if you ride with me, I’m supposed to trust you. Yeah, sure, you trust me. You know I’m an entertainer in my country. Entertainer, what that mean? It means that I bring delight and joy to an entire nation. Okay.
Some say, the world. Okay.
Whoa! Hey, what do I say to him? Tried to hit us.
Look at that! That was crazy, what do I yell at people? That’s how they drive. What do you yell at people in Haiti when they– (speaking Haitian Creole) What does that mean?
That mean you crazy. Crazy, (speaking Haitian Creole)! Yeah, (speaking Haitian Creole). Are you married?
Yeah, I’m married. I have eight children.
You have eight children? Yes, sir.
Oh my God! My God. But they cost too much.
How do you have time to ride the tap-tap? Well, I’m–
With all the tap-tappin’ you been doin’, that’s ridiculous. It is. You (speaking Haitian Creole)! You (speaking Haitian Creole)! Was that it? Yeah.
You have snacks here, I notice, speaking of hungry; what are these? This is the most generic, look at this. It says Snacks.
Snacks. That’s right, that’s fast food. We gotta get some business here, we’re not… I was just playin’ up. We’re not makin’ any business. No. I’m gonna get in back and try and get us some business. Okay, we’ve had no luck picking up anyone. I think something about me looks untrustworthy here in Haiti, so now I have a sign that says (speaking Haitian Creole) which means would you like a free ride? (speaking Haitian Creole) Want a free ride, free ride? (audience laughing)
(speaking Haitian Creole) Want a free ride, free ride? Yeah, come on in, yes! Hey, how are you? Speak some English? Little bit.
Little bit? What’s your name? Giovanni.
Giovanni. You live in Haiti. Yes, I do.
Would you like a free ride? I don’t care, we’ll take you to your house. We’ll take you to your house, don’t worry. we’ll take you to your house. How close is your house?
It’s right there. So we’re headed the wrong way from your house. (speaking Haitian Creole)
(horn honks) It’s free, it’s free.
(speaking Haitian Creole) Come on in. Come on in, yes. [Passenger] Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you okay? You okay? Hello, hello.
Okay. Bon soir.
Bon soir. So what do you do? I’m a mid-term laywer.
Yeah. Team Coco, Team Coco.
Hey, Team Coco! He knows Team Coco! He knows Team Coco, that’s crazy! That’s fantastic, thank you. Now what does coco mean? Someone told me it doesn’t mean… (laughing)
What does coco mean in Haiti? The what? The woman, the what? Coco means vagina in Haiti?
Yes. No, is that our car? Do you smell that? I think we’re burning out our transmission. Yeah.
(horn honking) We’re getting there.
(honking) Okay, here’s what’s goin’ on. Our tap-tap died. Now we’re stuck up against this car. Hold on. That was our driver. Okay, I don’t want anyone to panic, but our driver just went that way. (banging)
(exclaiming) (banging) (rumbling) Everyone seems cool. In the United States, everybody would be suing everybody. 35 lawsuits, at least. Here, people are like, this is life. We’re gonna deal with it, we’re gonna get through it. Okay. Everyone’s getting out of my tap-tap because the clutch burnt out on this hill. I apologize, I’m gonna get you home. (speaking Haitian Creole) I’m gonna get you home. But I wannna thank you for being such a supporter– No problem.
Of mine, and I’m… I picked that tap-tap, I wanna thank you by giving you this Team Coco shirt. You all know what that means, right?

100 Comments

Tabrez

Apr 4, 2018, 1:47 pm Reply

#TeamPussy

Erjann Jireh Fernandez

Jun 6, 2018, 11:47 am Reply

🇵🇭 Jeeps and Tricycles are WAAAAYYYY BETTER!

Johnray069

Jun 6, 2018, 2:08 pm Reply

TeamPussy i died 😂😂😂

Alex Summers

Jun 6, 2018, 2:04 pm Reply

G

Goo Fy

Jun 6, 2018, 2:00 am Reply

You could say they were tap tapped out

ouch wittz

Jun 6, 2018, 1:04 am Reply

No matter where in the world
No matter the race or creed
No matter the religion
Once people hear the word FREE
they shall come forth lol

Just Android

Jul 7, 2018, 3:38 am Reply

TEAM POOSY

moirajr

Jul 7, 2018, 9:16 am Reply

I <3 WI

eric klekot

Jul 7, 2018, 12:19 am Reply

Hey, Conan, why don't you do a show about how the Clinton Foundation basically stole upto 95% of the money meant for helping Haiti????????? 14.7 billion in aid, and what kinda of results did they get from that. booo hoooo Trump said words. The Clinton crime family strikes again. And you are your pill popping pals just trusted Obama, trusted Bill, trusted Hillary, trusted "friends of WJC". Remember, Hillary was the Secretary of State, and she was still just looking out for her own, filthy.

hemanth kumar

Jul 7, 2018, 2:57 pm Reply

conan come to india

toluwalase olugbemi

Jul 7, 2018, 2:01 pm Reply

Conan needs to visit Nigeria!!😉

WuzNab

Jul 7, 2018, 6:35 am Reply

Any soy bois?

Jayce O’Brien

Aug 8, 2018, 2:41 am Reply

when the whites guy on earth turned black for a week

Patrick Owens

Aug 8, 2018, 11:32 pm Reply

It reminds me of Jeepneys in the Philippines.

David Martin

Aug 8, 2018, 7:53 pm Reply

It's free means usually it is in the company expences isn't it?

Josh Rinlee

Aug 8, 2018, 8:01 pm Reply

He shoulda went with no security!

Gagan Karna

Aug 8, 2018, 10:37 am Reply

Where can i get that t-shirt?

The Good Person

Sep 9, 2018, 7:55 pm Reply

BAD Conan, you burned that poor driver car, 8 kids are waiting for him , WOW CAN'T BELIEVE THAT !!!!
Why no one notice that , what's wrong with you people !!!!
YOU SHOULD PAY HIM dam you dam you !!!!

The Good Person

Sep 9, 2018, 7:55 pm Reply

BAD Conan , you burned the man's car !!!!

The Good Person

Sep 9, 2018, 7:55 pm Reply

BAD Conan , you burned the man's car !!!!

The Good Person

Sep 9, 2018, 7:56 pm Reply

BAD Conan , you burned the man's car !!!!

The Good Person

Sep 9, 2018, 7:56 pm Reply

BAD Conan , you burned the man's car !!!!

The Good Person

Sep 9, 2018, 7:56 pm Reply

BAD Conan , you burned the man's car !!!!

The Good Person

Sep 9, 2018, 7:56 pm Reply

BAD Conan , you burned the man's car !!!!

The Good Person

Sep 9, 2018, 7:56 pm Reply

BAD Conan , you burned the man's car !!!!

The Good Person

Sep 9, 2018, 7:56 pm Reply

BAD Conan , you burned the man's car !!!!
Then you gave a shirt to a fan ?!!! are you rational ?!!!

saul dark

Oct 10, 2018, 5:21 pm Reply

I am in love with the coco…if you know what i mean.

John Kenneth Ceriales

Oct 10, 2018, 1:40 pm Reply

hey conan can you come here in Philippines?

David Coss

Oct 10, 2018, 8:05 am Reply

I take it back maybe my sense of humor changed. Conan your a good comedian.

Kik Morajo

Nov 11, 2018, 8:09 am Reply

coco colombia

University student in hiding ho ho ho

Nov 11, 2018, 9:27 pm Reply

There should be a team #TeamPenis respecting manhs by making them clean and wash the dishes to show respect they need free castration XD lol dogs or mans whamen respect them so we need to grab a mahn by his balls and cut them off! #Teampenis mahns are "smart" respect them XD

Hermione Granger

Nov 11, 2018, 1:04 pm Reply

1:15 thought he said Ed Sheeran LmAo

Seaside Squid

Nov 11, 2018, 1:24 pm Reply

it's like a jeepney

Edgar Jaquez

Nov 11, 2018, 11:40 pm Reply

#TeamVagina xD

Jeff

Dec 12, 2018, 12:07 am Reply

3:01 does he have a lock screen wallpaper of himself? lol

bluchismoon

Dec 12, 2018, 5:04 am Reply

Well, I'm in love with the Coco takes on a new meaning.

jak uah

Dec 12, 2018, 6:54 am Reply

2:10 the man got bated lol

anonymous

Dec 12, 2018, 5:49 pm Reply

love u conan. you're my favorite of the late nite crew. these videos are instant classics. appreciate ur style. but whats up with your 2013 attendance at BOHEMIAN GROVE? what might you have done in your time there, hm? makes one wonder…

Dranzer Jetli

Dec 12, 2018, 1:39 pm Reply

The driver has 8 children and they wonder why their country still hasn't developed

Ann Cronin

Dec 12, 2018, 9:53 pm Reply

Where’s Jordan shlansky

thicknight1

Jan 1, 2019, 12:11 am Reply

Conan! Get a travel show. This stuff is golden.

Amberlyn Faulstich

Jan 1, 2019, 3:49 am Reply

I like how the driver just up and deserted Conan and the other ppl 🤣🤣🤣

Mikki Bihon

Jan 1, 2019, 10:03 pm Reply

Conan please visit the PHILIPPINES!!!

George Mulligan

Jan 1, 2019, 5:06 am Reply

I would like to order some of those shirts I'm going to be going to Haiti soon

Iskotayo ringo

Jan 1, 2019, 5:45 am Reply

Now I know what "I'm in love with the c*c*" means

aed dfe

Jan 1, 2019, 4:08 am Reply

4:11 "everyone seems cool"

Kittypurry

Jan 1, 2019, 4:12 am Reply

I wonder when will COCO visit my country.

Picolas Cage

Jan 1, 2019, 10:43 am Reply

The a team truck

Pablo Escobar’s Search Bloc

Jan 1, 2019, 1:29 am Reply

#teampussy 😂😂😂❤️

Christophe GAMO

Feb 2, 2019, 1:41 am Reply

Jean Louis is a French name

Gulya Swift

Feb 2, 2019, 8:58 am Reply

😂

Gulya Swift

Feb 2, 2019, 8:58 am Reply

👍

Gulya Swift

Feb 2, 2019, 9:01 am Reply

Yes 🙌🙌 Conan is awesome

E S

Mar 3, 2019, 8:46 pm Reply

The way he knows who Conan is but just casually says hi as if they see eachother every day😂😂😂 If I met Conan I would FLIP!

Zetsuke4

Mar 3, 2019, 4:34 pm Reply

Started with the driver, ended up at the passenger who knew his show's home

Brian Eddy

Mar 3, 2019, 2:13 am Reply

“Free rides”. Not creepy at all.

SAIRANE NAID

Mar 3, 2019, 10:58 am Reply

.niî89

İnsanlara Fısıldayan Adam – Serdar Hyo

Apr 4, 2019, 1:04 am Reply

Coco your awesome

ANNO DOMINI

Apr 4, 2019, 4:36 am Reply

Haiti is in fact a shithole!

DutchSchultz

Apr 4, 2019, 6:04 pm Reply

I pity the foo

OAT351

May 5, 2019, 7:25 pm Reply

Americans assume everybody in the Third World are stupid and uncultured. Meanwhile, many speak two or more languages, and know a lot more about world events, geography, and even American history than we do. I've been to 23 different foreign countries, and it always amazes me how worldly people are outside of the United States. In foreign countries they post signs in the native language, and quite often several other languages, including English. But in America people get butthurt over anything in in a foreign language, especially Spanish. Even though Mexico, and the Spanish-speaking world, are incredibly important trading partners for American businesses, and ultimately, the creation of jobs in the U.S.

dpaker

May 5, 2019, 7:55 am Reply

Happy people.

Baby care Akanksha Avanya

May 5, 2019, 8:07 pm Reply

Support my channel dear

MaLhen Zuñiga

May 5, 2019, 8:55 am Reply

How I wish you'd come and visit the Philippines, Mr. Conan… specifically Cebu. 🙂😁💕

Tanner Paladino

May 5, 2019, 8:43 pm Reply

That shirt for the guy at the end was too small…

Takeshi

May 5, 2019, 3:23 pm Reply

He brings delight and joy to the entire Universe. Love you Conan.

simple gaming

May 5, 2019, 2:48 pm Reply

Actually “koko” is how it’s mostly written and how it’s supposed to be written but “coco” means the same thing. #TEAMKOKO

Leonidas 024

Jun 6, 2019, 8:15 pm Reply

Where I'm from coco means penis

cinnamonstar808

Jun 6, 2019, 3:43 pm Reply

in Jamaica: coco bread 🤣"same" slag

Zach Klieman

Jun 6, 2019, 8:15 am Reply

I hope that Conan paid for the driver's lost wages from giving free rides

Zach Klieman

Jun 6, 2019, 8:17 am Reply

Conan should help push the car!

Alice Ayres

Jun 6, 2019, 6:41 am Reply

I've loved Conan FOREVER!!! His whole trip to Haiti was awesome 🙂

Zebulous

Jul 7, 2019, 6:09 am Reply

Conan is the most down-to-earth person on television, I swear. He treats everyone with respect without being too rigid and never freaks out when someone accidentally smacks him in the face or a truck rams the vehicle he’s in. He’s lived a life of poverty and riches, and he’s made the world a better place. God Bless Conan O’Brien.

Amar Fawwas

Jul 7, 2019, 12:39 pm Reply

The "tap-tap" thing also happen in Indonesia which mean stop.
And also someone will be sit on the passenger seat to collect the money.

A Hexagonian

Jul 7, 2019, 1:48 pm Reply

0:11 He managed to make a sentence made of English, German and French

Mask ‘n Play

Aug 8, 2019, 8:46 am Reply

Team P*ssie

Solo 000

Aug 8, 2019, 10:52 pm Reply

Much love to the Haitians ! Give them their lives back ! Let us help them, not hurt them.

Enzo Couillens

Aug 8, 2019, 4:37 am Reply

Oo mezanmi gade yon bèl videyo!

B00yaB00

Aug 8, 2019, 9:44 pm Reply

You Fool!

Ian Hawkins

Sep 9, 2019, 3:58 pm Reply

00:47 Jesus Christ…..carrying a Rhino!

SCUBA STEVE

Sep 9, 2019, 10:27 pm Reply

Tap Tap was Crap Crap . I thought he would say Donald Trump is Chief CoCo.

DOGZILLA SQUAD

Sep 9, 2019, 3:25 am Reply

Please can you drop connan by the street with a lot Coconuts and a pencil🤣🤪

jasper moonen

Sep 9, 2019, 10:51 am Reply

The driver reminds me of post malone

Roger Exposito

Sep 9, 2019, 12:20 am Reply

TEAM COCO!!!!!!

pandanese90

Oct 10, 2019, 6:59 pm Reply

dude Conan was keeping his cool like a cucumber, even though you know his ghost wanted to jump out of his skin LOL

Radney Montalvo

Oct 10, 2019, 1:44 pm Reply

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😵😵

Pushkar Mahale

Oct 10, 2019, 7:28 am Reply

It's between you and you're Conscience. Wow!

Jane Doe

Oct 10, 2019, 3:05 pm Reply

Come to India Conan!

Kono Dutch

Oct 10, 2019, 9:59 pm Reply

I can count the money…You don't trust me?

Robye One

Nov 11, 2019, 9:53 pm Reply

Wait, what did @Team Coco do to help the broken TapTap? Answers please.

Angeline Gerardi

Nov 11, 2019, 2:13 pm Reply

Why do I feel like I’m in the Arnold Schwarzenegger version of Total Recall

LIFE LISTED LIFE LISTED

Nov 11, 2019, 5:11 am Reply

These automobiles is the haitian version of philippine jeepneys

stretch. ass

Dec 12, 2019, 1:54 pm Reply

0:02 on indonesian we called it angkot

Nba2k18 mobile Joinvilmar

Dec 12, 2019, 3:39 am Reply

The driver has no seatbelt on

Datuk Abdul

Dec 12, 2019, 11:58 am Reply

The problem is the system, Trump is just the symptom.

Claudia K a r a

Dec 12, 2019, 9:57 pm Reply

Vive 🇭🇹 ❤️ de 🇫🇷 les choses j’espère iront mieux 🙏🏻

Gideon Ameerali

Dec 12, 2019, 6:56 pm Reply

Look a Trinidad flag behind the van represent my country

No Luck Pure Skillz

Dec 12, 2019, 10:14 pm Reply

Our driver just went that way

Alper896

Dec 12, 2019, 12:58 pm Reply

Fake tap-tap

Elite Gamer9000

Dec 12, 2019, 3:54 pm Reply

#TeamVagina

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