Bored Mermaid: Winter Rant & the Bathtub Blues- #Mermaid Phantom Pointlessly Rambles to her Camera

By Grover Koelpin 8 comments

“The Magic Crafter” “Mermaid Phantom’s Mermaid Boredom” (Music Playing) Alright! Now for leg (tail) exercises!! Errr— I mean, ab exercises! Aaaaaaand… I hit the door. :C Ouch! Door! Mom: “So, has my dog gone ‘potty’ yet today?” Mermaid Phantom: Yes! It’s getting cold on the floor… I’m feeling the Winter coming through the window!!! Winter is coming through the window, and it is freezing my fins!!! Back off, snowflakes!!! It’s snowing outside… *Grunt* It’s snowing outside a lot! The lake is frozen… I can’t go swimming in the lake… I have to stay in a bathtub. :C I’m a poor mermaid… I’m like a… Hobo-mermaid. A hobo-mermaid. A homeless mermaid… No Ocean. No Sea. No Lake. I live in a bathtub. Live in a bathtub, and blow bubbles all day… It’s a sad life…! X3 “This is what happens when mermaids are landlocked for too long.” “WE NEED WATER!!! Or we go crazy… Hahahaha!” “More videos coming soon!” “Thanks for watching!” “The Magic Crafter”



Apr 4, 2016, 3:51 pm Reply

Fin fun tall 😒

Kayla Gordon

Apr 4, 2016, 2:02 am Reply

Were did you get your net around your waist

Maskd J

Apr 4, 2016, 6:39 pm Reply

Omg, amazing tail! Just subscribed:)

Aria Butterfly

Apr 4, 2017, 5:53 am Reply

i feel your pain

Victoria Christine

Sep 9, 2018, 7:34 pm Reply

When we can’t swim…what’s the point of living

Alyssa R.

Dec 12, 2018, 7:45 pm Reply

I can relate 😂

Brittni Renaud

Dec 12, 2018, 2:44 am Reply

I too, am a bathtub dwelling hobo mermaid 😢

JM 2

Jun 6, 2019, 9:33 pm Reply

I'm not surprised if all the boys will be queuing up to be your girl but u may already know that I will be the first one to be yours ❤

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