Best of Creed – The Office US

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There’s my girl Noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train? That was perdium from Philidelphia Ugh, that town smells like cheese steaks That town is full of history! Andrea’s the, uh, office bitch you’ll get used to her hmMMm creed I’m not offended by homosexuality In the 60s I made love to many many women often outdoors *eyebrow raise* in the mud and the rain and it’s possible a man slipped in would be no way of knowing. So, strike scream and run Alright, let’s try it. *Strikes, screams, and runs* Hey did one of you tell Stanley that I had asthma? Because I don’t If it gets out they won’t let me scuba If I can’t scuba, then w h a t s t h i s a l l b e e n a b o u t ? What am I working toward? Creed? Yes, sir? Everything okay? Everything’s cool, dude. I’m thirty. Well in November I’ll be thirty. That is Northern Lights Cannabis, Indica No, it’s marijuana. I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office. Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave. Thanks, playing a little hooky from work today. oh my god How much do they want 300 dollars -What? No, I could get a fish for a five-cent worm. Oh, you’re paying way too much for worms, man. Who’s your worm guy? So hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter. Oh, I’m engaged to Pam. I thought you were gay. Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter? i d o n t k n o w Hey cus Heard you’re having money problems. No you didn’t Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away. Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider. Creed, I noticed you don’t have a resolution on the board. What’s yours? I wanna do a cartwheel. They’re real casual, like, not make a big deal out of it, but I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel. How’s it going? i’m having a little trouble motivating no if you do that i’m going to do that if you do that i’m going to do that if you do this i’m going to do that well what if I just did– y o u d o n t w a n t t o d o t h a t . *wtf* I’m just hiding out until all this stuff blows over. With Creed. Playing chess. At work. He’s winning. I feel like I’m describing a dream I had. yo Is this his new chair? No he hasn’t picked one yet. DAAAHT. When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs And only one to go. I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You get more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. Whoa, awesome. L E T S P U T A S M I L E O N T H A T F A C E Dammit Creed I’ve been up since four! Real shame about Ed, huh? -Yeah Must really have you thinking. About what? The older you get, the bigger the chances you’re gonna die. You knew that Ed was decapitated. What? Dwight (whispering): really? He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down route six, he slides under an eighteen-wheeler, pop it snaps right off. Oh my god… *impressed* That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart. You know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated. You’re thinking of a chicken. what did i say Someone complained that the men’s room is whites only, Stanley you know that’s not true I didn’t say that Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? I already won the lottery. I was born in the U S of A, baby. And as backup I have a Swiss passport Does it hurt terribly? No, it’s not too bad. They had me on a lot of painkillers. Oh really what kind? Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? Oxycontin? Palladone I have no idea. *sigh of disgrace* Hey, Creed. Creed: Heyyyyyy, -Kid: What’s up Creed? Creed: What’re you guys up to? Ahhh, hellloooo -Kid: You’re the man, buddy. I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine that I swiped from the Sheriff’s station I understand that’s confusing Hey, brah, I’ve been meaning to ask you, Can we get some Red Bulls for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the bull. amirite?? Later, skater. Look at where you’re going to be doing the cartwheel, so look where you’re going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot Creed: Mmhmm Michael: You’re ready to do this? Creed: Yes, sir. You know what? I’m gonna stay here as long as it takes Creed: I really appreciate that. Michael: Imma spot ya, imma spot you Michael: Go. I did it! You did? The perfect cartwheel. Okay, good. What a rush, that’s all I had to do all year. Congratulations. (creed’s face is gold right here) Well, alright see you tomorrow. Oh my god. I find it offensive. All natural, baby. That’s how I like ’em. Swing low, sweet Chariots. Kevin: Look at that. She’s totally flirting with him. Mmm, you don’t know that. Some people can’t help losing sexuality You ever noticed you can only lose two things? sexuality and pus. Man I tell ya. It’s a beautiful morning at Dunder-Mifflin. As I like to call it: Great Bratton. Keep it running. “Do I love being manager?” I love my kids, I love real estate, I love ceramics, I love my job, I love wrestling, Find out what language this is. wEsFLdLEE sBrrBd cLWsf NrR mSTw eEEeEmR. IIsT sTRr bObBsKaA. (german?) Nobody’s does this when Creed Bratton gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? *whispering* Creed Bratton I didn’t realize that everybody here dresses up every year. Me neither. It’s Halloween That is really really good timing. You told Toby that Creed has a distinct “old man smell?” I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprouted mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death. Can you tell us what happened? Um, I was walking to the building and this man asked me for directions, And, he was holding a map, and when I walked over, He had, IT out *whispering* on the map. Phyllis, you’re a married woman. The guy was just hanging brain, I mean what’s all the fuss? If that’s flashing then lock me up. The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though. Cool beans, man. I live by the quarry. We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there! Okay, team building. On this side of the room: Stanley, Phyllis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phyllis, Creed– He never called a meeting Everybody, this is Creed, and he is in charge of… Michael: something Creed: That is correct. Michael: Say hi to the kids. Creed: Hi kids. Michael: Yayyyy….. Have you ever seen a foot with four toes?? *kids going eww except for the one Chad running for a closer look* Stop it! Just no, no no, would you cut it out?! Bobody! Bo-BODY, what does the first B stand for? What are we doing? We’re making acronyms! Okay, what does the first B stand for? Kevin: uhm, BIZNISSZ Iiiii LIKEit BIZNIS! Good, Kevin. Alright, the O, We need a new manager. What are you doing in here? This is the woman’s room. You’re in here I pay for that privilege *yelling* IM A PRETTY NORMAL GUY, I DO ONE WEIRD THING, I LIKE TO GO IN THE WOMAN’S ROOM FOR NUMBER TWO. IVE BEEN CAUGHT SEVERAL TIMES, & I H A V E P A I D D E A R L Y. I remember it was very late at night, like 11:00, 11:30 Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what, I think maybe Halpbert had stolen his car, something like that So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels. Then Schrute grabs a can of hair spray and a lighter, You’re useless. Why do we as a society, hate old people so much? Because they’re lame. No! Creed, no, they are not! Jim. -Oh, cool. That’s from me. Great! Where’d you get it? I don’t know, it was so long ago. He obviously forgot to get me something. And then he went to his closet and dug out this little number Then threw in the bag. *no shame* Yep, that’s exactly what happened. Sorry I’m late boss, what’s going on? *in a retarded accent* Sir! There has been a murder, and you are suspect. Oh , okay. Hang on just a sec, lemme just settle in, and I’ll be right back. Very good! Very good. Now, no one was there, in the wine cellar, You know what, don’t even worry about it, everyone was so drunk, no one even remembers what you said. I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts Check it out. Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it. Even for the internet, it’s pretty shocking.

100 Comments

crazyguy830

Sep 9, 2019, 9:12 am Reply

10:52 subtitles "*in retarded accent*"

Lendon Detorres

Sep 9, 2019, 10:40 am Reply

my god he totally nailed the joker costume part. he would have been a good replacement for heath ledger.

Machete Yo

Sep 9, 2019, 3:10 pm Reply

LMAO! at 10:51 the subtitles read exactly this: *in a retarded accent There has been a murder, and you are the suspect.
~whose trolling in the subtitles?!?!?

Alek Vendepent

Sep 9, 2019, 4:12 pm Reply

hey-o, everyone out there in Syberworld, It,s old Creed Bratton
coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Miffling paper Just a few observations on the
world around me.

What do you guys think is the best kind of car? to me, you can,t beat
motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous.

Richard_Ramirez worshiper

Sep 9, 2019, 4:47 pm Reply

4:03 Angela 😹

LunchBox Friends

Sep 9, 2019, 5:06 pm Reply

Crackhead energy

Simon when he fell on his face

Sep 9, 2019, 5:16 pm Reply

10:50 turn on captions 😭

The Bloody Doctor

Sep 9, 2019, 5:21 pm Reply

10:53 LMAO turn on subtitles

TheOnly 0506

Sep 9, 2019, 5:55 pm Reply

3:16 turn on CC 😂

Chris

Sep 9, 2019, 7:21 pm Reply

(German?)

Esteban Rodriguez

Sep 9, 2019, 8:29 pm Reply

Bo-BODY

Mr Iceberg

Sep 9, 2019, 9:08 pm Reply

10:52 Turn captions on 😂

Eh Eh

Sep 9, 2019, 12:01 am Reply

Captions are the best

Rhysmaryn22

Sep 9, 2019, 1:00 am Reply

THE FUCKING CAPTIONS AFHDSAFGKKJDAAHJKK

Mr. Bunk Bunk

Sep 9, 2019, 1:03 am Reply

i swear they showed every time he was on camera in this vid

MoonlightMichelle Gacha Studio

Sep 9, 2019, 1:44 am Reply

Captions at 1:04 😂

LorriBro

Sep 9, 2019, 1:49 am Reply

Bless whoever wrote those subtitles

Daisy’s views

Sep 9, 2019, 2:00 am Reply

My favorite!

bandmerchxstreetwear

Sep 9, 2019, 2:27 am Reply

My favorite quote is in the baby shower episode, where Jan talks about giving birth in a bath
Jan: on yeah the afterbith floats too
Creed: Ugh, must have been like the tide at Omaha Beach

Jeremiah Navarro

Sep 9, 2019, 4:34 am Reply

The captions are the best

MrMyth

Sep 9, 2019, 5:00 am Reply

this is just every creed appearance

theman-wadeboggs

Sep 9, 2019, 5:42 am Reply

7:14
When you use 100% of your brain

Will Thorogood

Sep 9, 2019, 8:49 am Reply

0:52

Oliver Malpas-Sands

Sep 9, 2019, 12:02 pm Reply

2:22 – 2:33 this should be a meme

rolf778

Sep 9, 2019, 12:52 pm Reply

Tbh when I started self-teaching American English back in junior high, Creed is exactly the image of an American I had in my mind. 😂😂

vertPear

Sep 9, 2019, 2:19 pm Reply

10:53 why the hell do the captions say “in a retarded accent” ?????

Butters Scotch

Sep 9, 2019, 6:16 pm Reply

Best of creed is literally just everything creed has ever said

A Guy

Sep 9, 2019, 6:43 pm Reply

Turn the captions on! (Creed's face is gold right here)

Abigail Deno

Sep 9, 2019, 8:35 pm Reply

Strike, Scream, and run. slap " yah!" * runs away*

Stanley Hudson

Sep 9, 2019, 8:42 pm Reply

Boy have you lost your mind cause I’ll help you find it!!!

Paul Blake

Sep 9, 2019, 10:51 pm Reply

Creed's joker was great

Cynic

Sep 9, 2019, 1:14 am Reply

People who have never seen the office before must be so confused.

Moe Aboudz

Sep 9, 2019, 4:17 am Reply

Andrea is the office bitch, you'll get used to her.. Creed 🙂

thekeys2life

Sep 9, 2019, 4:53 am Reply

DM has couches in their bathrooms?
Dang, that's pretty good

daraxiong19

Sep 9, 2019, 9:34 am Reply

The most interesting man in the world.

DangerousDavies2008

Sep 9, 2019, 1:41 pm Reply

The subtitles at 6.40 are incorrect it's oozing not losing sexuality lol

Finn Kealy

Sep 9, 2019, 10:41 pm Reply

Top 5 Character

Baseball Beast

Sep 9, 2019, 11:34 pm Reply

The last clip, one of the best Ryan moments

mvasqu762

Sep 9, 2019, 11:54 pm Reply

Creed cracked my shit up Everytime! I worked in an office for 10 years. Suit and tie. I was feeling his rebellious thoughts all the time…..
And I love northern lights indica

emo kid

Sep 9, 2019, 12:24 am Reply

Creed is the creator of the quote “I have lived” even though he’s never said it he doesn’t have to

Kayne Aurellius

Sep 9, 2019, 12:46 am Reply

When Michael says 'there has been a murder', the subtitles start with in a retarded accent

Animal Girlzzz

Sep 9, 2019, 1:18 am Reply

slap

YAHHHAHHH

runs

AzRaeL

Sep 9, 2019, 3:07 am Reply

0:28 s3conds in and creed is already in my top 5

Life: Unbridled

Sep 9, 2019, 3:30 am Reply

I would read Creed’s blog.

Misha Petrov

Sep 9, 2019, 3:54 am Reply

5:30

Nanof Urbiznis

Sep 9, 2019, 4:04 am Reply

Creed was my least favorite character when I watched the show for the first time, but he grew on me. The second time around I started appreciating him so much more lol. Dwight pales in comparison to the creature that Creed is.

KoroSenaiSensei Sensei

Sep 9, 2019, 5:20 am Reply

3:50

Press (F) to pay respects to Heath Ledger.

Lennon Stark

Sep 9, 2019, 8:28 am Reply

Ed Truck. Head truck. Favourite creed moment!!

Yeet Feet

Sep 9, 2019, 11:26 am Reply

“i thought you where gay”
“then why would you set me up with your daughter?”
“ I d o n t k n o w”

B Money

Sep 9, 2019, 1:44 pm Reply

6:46 😭😭😭😭
“Keep it running”
(Tosses keys to nobody)

Tomiuo Nio

Sep 9, 2019, 4:26 pm Reply

Turn on the subs @10:47 … that doesn't seem very PC lul.

abhishek rathod

Sep 9, 2019, 4:32 pm Reply

Creed the most mysterious man in the whole series..lol

onee

Sep 9, 2019, 8:10 pm Reply

www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts

Creed Thoughts!

Hey-o, everyone out there in the Syberworld. It,s old Creed Bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me.

What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can,t beat motorcycles. They,re small and dangerous.

I got in a car

*rest of the article*

accident yesterday and I just took off. It didn,t look too bad. The guy was making a big deal out of it, but come on — dogs don,t live forever.

Sometimes when I,m sick, or feeling blue, I drink vinegar. I like all kinds: balsamic, vodka, orange juice, leaves.

Working in an office is fine, but I,d rather be a millionaire. [Elaborate on this. It,s interesting. Maybe Trademark it, too.]

Today in my office where I work as Director of Quality Assurance, we went to the beach for some reason that was never adequately explained. When we were there, our manager told us to eat hot coals. I thought that was a little bit untoward so I ate a fish. Then a woman I have literally never seen before in my entire life started talking very loudly about something involving Halpert. She was agitated, I,d say. From what I could guess, she was definitely on drugs of some kind, perhaps cocaine, or maybe ‘drines. Also, she is a knock-out. She reminds me of a young Daphne Du Maurier. Also, I stupidly ate the fishbones. I told myself “never again” after the last time, but then you turn around, and bam, they,re in my mouth. I also ate 55 hot dogs in 15 minutes, which is a world record.

Everybody remembers: “April showers bring May flowers.” But no one remembers how the rest of that goes. Which I find so frustrating.

Prediction: the Orioles will win the World Series over the Pirates in seven games.

Prediction: the space program will be renamed the Outer Space Program by 2060.

Prediction: someday we will be able to travel faster than sound. We will “break the sound barrier.”

Prediction: [note – need more predictions.]

Reminder: Michael,s safe combo: 26-32-20.

Big Weeb

Sep 9, 2019, 10:45 pm Reply

0:54 he turned into a COD zombie

Michael Lamere

Sep 9, 2019, 12:13 am Reply

Fun fact: Creed was in a band called The Grass Roots back in the 60s.

Audrey Nelms

Sep 9, 2019, 12:32 am Reply

0:54 YEEEAAAAEEAAII

Wuduse wuduse

Sep 9, 2019, 3:55 am Reply

The video is way better with subtitles

josiah moose

Sep 9, 2019, 11:45 am Reply

Turn on closed captioning beat thing about video

GamerLuna

Sep 9, 2019, 6:45 pm Reply

Creed rocks the Joker look lol

jiggy af

Sep 9, 2019, 10:13 pm Reply

Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? Fentanyl? OxyContin? Palladone?

Jonathan Coleman

Sep 9, 2019, 10:49 pm Reply

Bo-Body was legend. That episode where Creed was manager is one of the bests!

Brownie Love

Sep 9, 2019, 12:09 am Reply

I love how Creed has the most watched "Best of" 😍

MVolta09

Sep 9, 2019, 12:27 am Reply

Creed's joker impression was really good! 🤘

TheDanielBxnitz

Sep 9, 2019, 1:38 am Reply

5:08
Me when I ask my plug for sum pills

Isai Perez

Sep 9, 2019, 2:02 am Reply

Who else paused at 11:43 just to see Creeds thoughts 😂😂

Jafet Maldo

Sep 9, 2019, 2:06 am Reply

The acronyms part kills me all the time

josangy –

Sep 9, 2019, 5:12 am Reply

creed smells like old man

SIlver16dennis

Sep 9, 2019, 5:26 am Reply

The best scene Creed did was probably the "Cya tomorrow, boss!" when michael left for good. i felt that

dstone6240

Sep 9, 2019, 7:37 am Reply

Bruh 0:52 best part. Laughing my ass off

Magda 1234

Sep 9, 2019, 11:15 am Reply

Whattt'sss this damn SCUBA
WHAT IS THAT ???

Bob Bob

Sep 9, 2019, 1:15 pm Reply

Literally got an add asking me to join the US national guard.
I’m from the uk😐…

Jevil the joker

Sep 9, 2019, 5:21 pm Reply

9:02 (subtitles) "except for one chad who goes in for closer look"

Sarah Orozco

Sep 9, 2019, 8:59 pm Reply

Y OU D O NT W A N T TO DO T H A T

Christian Woo

Sep 9, 2019, 10:33 pm Reply

Turn on the subtitles

Lil Fry

Sep 9, 2019, 1:11 am Reply

Gotta love the captions

Audrey Hollenbaugh

Sep 9, 2019, 1:33 am Reply

I love whoever wrote these captions

Edit-nvm they said retarded when they shouldnt have 😬 not cool dude

Salivar Ravilas

Sep 9, 2019, 2:51 am Reply

Cool beans, man

Naldo Tumundo

Sep 9, 2019, 3:06 am Reply

What do you think is the best kind of car? To me, you can’t beat motorcycles.. LMAAOOO

kaydrelia

Sep 9, 2019, 5:09 am Reply

I need someone to explain how much of Creed's character was real and how much was acting, I need his story 😂😂😂😂

Audrey Yu

Sep 9, 2019, 5:12 am Reply

b o b o d y b o B O D Y

LuigisOveralls

Sep 9, 2019, 5:55 am Reply

I fucking hate you

Delano 948

Sep 9, 2019, 7:40 pm Reply

0:47. "Strike scream run let's try it"
Creed: slaps meredith on the back of the head, yaaahhh, runs away.

Noah Franco

Sep 9, 2019, 7:46 pm Reply

3:12

Turn captions on. It’s stupid😂

Titanius Anglesmith

Sep 9, 2019, 9:31 pm Reply

4:42 “then why is there a picture of a white man on the door”, when Michael checks the sign is priceless. I couldn’t stop laughing when I first saw that episode. 🤣

J Ay

Sep 9, 2019, 11:56 pm Reply

The subtitles make the videos better!

LavenderInk Productions

Sep 9, 2019, 3:01 am Reply

Turn on captions

Yu Moth

Sep 9, 2019, 7:03 am Reply

0:51 best moment imo 😂

Hosea Matthews

Sep 9, 2019, 1:41 pm Reply

The guy who does the subtitles needs a raise

Amit Kumar

Sep 9, 2019, 4:55 pm Reply

Missing the scene where he tells Michael "see you tomorrow boss"

Mohamad Ariff

Sep 9, 2019, 6:18 pm Reply

Thank god Michael doesn't fired him on S01

Pongky Andriyan

Sep 9, 2019, 7:12 pm Reply

8:52 – 9:54

LOL

dom mad

Sep 9, 2019, 8:56 pm Reply

Okay but if you play this with captions … it makes it much better trust me 😂

Tigerman GAMING

Sep 9, 2019, 9:50 pm Reply

Bobody!
Bo-body

Biznis

tyson mckeown

Sep 9, 2019, 10:11 pm Reply

I like to think that Creed didnt know the office was a Tv Show and he just showed up thinking he really was working at a place called Dunder mifflin and the directors just allowed him to be there

jmi0b

Sep 9, 2019, 2:07 am Reply

Who did these captions lmao

Kelvin Chan

Sep 9, 2019, 4:37 am Reply

Bruh the subtitles are honestly just godly

David Gonzalez

Sep 9, 2019, 4:50 am Reply

Find out what language this is:
wEsFLdLEE sBrrBd…😂😂😂😂😂

Bricky Watters

Sep 9, 2019, 5:32 am Reply

His description of Jims fight was hilarious

Ama Boah

Sep 9, 2019, 6:15 am Reply

Creed is low-key my favorite character 😂😆

soldofpol

Sep 9, 2019, 12:03 pm Reply

So we know creed's ultimate goal is to scuba, and we know that he's trying to collect three chairs. So how does it all connect?

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