Ben Phillips | Shower Tattoo – don’t say bomb on a plane – PRANK!!!
So today I thought I’d do something a little different This is Elliot’s shower gel – it’s blue. This is concentrated dye. It’s also blue. I thought if I put the dye into Elliot’s shower gel Not noticing anything, when he goes for a shower… He’s gonna pretty much look like a smurf. *whispering* Sorry bro! You’ve really gotta be careful with this stuff ’cause if you spill it on your skin, it’s not coming off. Make sure you give it a good shake and put it back. *shouting* WHAT THE HELL? BEEEEEEENNNN!!! Ben: what’s the matter? Elliot: come here..now… Ben: *laughing* Ben: *still laughing* elliot what’s that Ben: OH! Elliot calm down Ben: *laughing* Ben: *still laughing* what’s happened Elliot: What’s happened? Elliot: I LOOK. LIKE I WORK. IN THE BLUEBERRY FACTORY. Ben: You don’t look like you work in a blueberry factory! Ben: You look like a blu- Elliot: No, I don’t Elliot: I look like a blue oompa loompa! Elliot: Actually no, Papa Smurf. no I mean Papa Giles. Ben: Elliot stop spitting on the camera. Elliot: *mumbling* Ben: Alright, calm down. Elliot: Now get the camera OUT my face. Ben: What are you gonna do NOW then? Elliot: WELL I’VE GOTTA GET THE STUFF OFF HAVEN’T I? Elliot: I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW! Ben: *laughing* Ben: *laughing* Elliot: let’s go. Ben: *laughing* You look like someone out of Star Wars Elliot! Elliot: YEAH? JEDI GILES! Elliot: Why would you do this to me? Ben: Elliot how do you know I did it to you? Elliot: Well who else is it gonna be? Ben: It could’ve been the cat! Elliot: CATS DON’T HAVE HANDS! Stupid donk.. Ben: Elliot you can’t go into a store like this Elliot: why? Ben: because people are gonna be scared of you! Elliot: No, it’s not scary Ben. Elliot: I could just- Elliot: You know what Ben? I’m not even gonna tell them what it is. Elliot: I’m just gonna say I’m a kid… entertainer. Ben: You can’t say you’re a kid entertainer Elliot! Elliot: why? Ben: ’cause you look like a convict! Elliot: No I don’t, I look like a Smurf! I’ll just say I’m a smurf… impressioner. Ben: Elliot slow down, eh? Elliot: Just shut up. Ben: Gosh, he’s actually asking a member of staff. Ben: what’s wrong with him? Staff Member: no, the Pampers are right there. Ben: nappies, he’s saying you need nappies cause you’re a baby Elliot: You better shut your mouth, yeah? Ben: Elliot that’s not going to do anything! Elliot: Deep cleans..*gibberish* Elliot: Cleaning lotion. Ben: Elliot you look like a thief! Elliot: Don’t say that in a store, Ben. Elliot: It’s like saying a bomb on a plane, innit? Elliot: You don’t say shit like that, do you? Elliot: STOP. RECORDING. Ben: *laughing* ELLIOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Elliot: LETTING THE RAIN WASH IT OFF! Ben: That’s not gonna work Elliot! *laughing* Ben: Urgh Elliot you’re all in my car soaked Elliot: I don’t care, alright? Elliot: I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR CAR! Ben: Look at this, all over my car Elliot! On my leather! Elliot: Now turn the bloody lights off, Ben Elliot: cause people are gonna be watching me Elliot: and they’re gonna be recording, AND PUT ME ON PORNHUB OR SOMETHING!