5 Things Guys Do That Girls Love (ft. D-Trix)

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments


– You should listen to me,
I’m a relationship expert that’s single… (bells jingling) What up everyone, it’s
your girl Superwoman! And I am not looking for
a relationship right now. I have no interest in putting
my time or effort into another person, nor do I
need another person to put energy into me, okay? Because that’s what granola bars are for. And even though I’m pretty
solid on that decision, from time to time a guy will
do something and my heart will try to convince my
brain to think differently. So let me reveal to you
the five things guys do that girls love, AKA:
life hacks for single men to get that Netflix and Chill. Number one, wear distinct cologne. Okay now hold up, I’m sure
you’ve heard that before. It’s not some unique thought,
it’s not rocket science, let’s be real we both
live on Thought Catalog. But let me explain to you
why this is so important. You see, because women wear
perfume and perfume smells sweet okay, reminds you of:
flowers, fields, nice sunsets. Okay, perfume is basically
like Connor Franta’s instagram. It’s effing beautiful! In fact, the whole experience
of wearing perfume is very sensual, all commercials
that advertise perfume are always like a girl touching
herself with no real storyline. A great example is any
Miley Cyrus music video. ♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪ Parfum, by Dior. And although perfume smells
great, it also smells kind of like delicate and fragile
and passive and submissive. Like, straight up, if perfume
were a person I would imagine that person having to fight
for their right to vote. And that’s annoying! I mean like straight up, even
I wanna ask a bottle of Chanel to go make me a sandwich. But cologne on the other hand, no no no. Cologne smells like confidence, okay. Like power. Cologne smells like you
just hit a three pointer, won the game, and now Drake is gonna write a rap lyric about you. (rapping) And that’s hot! So it’s hard for a woman
to be around you and ignore that scent of victory, okay? And chances are if she’s
pissed at you, she’ll still be captivated by the amazing
scent of your cologne. I saw you check her out! – No, I wasn’t even looking at her! – I saw you! – Lilly, I wasn’t even looking at her. – I saw you with my own eyes Dom. – Fine, okay, I’m sorry. Alright, I’m sorry. – Don’t even touch me, get away from me! Get over here! – Okay? I’m sorry.
– Don’t touch me! Get away from me! – Ow that’s my neck. – You smell like a miracle, damn it! Not to mention, girls actually
remember how guys smell. True story, I cannot tell you
how many times I’ve hugged a guy and been like oh my
God, he smells like my ex. And then I’m like, finish him! (karate noises) What up t-shirt reference? JK, JK. No but for real, that’s the
type of f-ed up brainwashing you need. Number two, children. Now let me make one thing clear, I do not want kids right now. I have absolutely no desire
to pop a human being out of my va-jay-jay, and have to get
my va-jay-jay all stiched up, you know why? ‘Cause snitches get
stitches, and my va-jay-jay didn’t say a damn thing, okay? It’s that simple. And you know what, maybe
one day I will want kids. Just like, maybe one day I’ll
actually update my computer software and not click
“remind me tomorrow”. But today is not that day. I mean don’t get me wrong,
I love kids, in small doses. I mean I love my nephews, but
I ain’t trying to be a mom. So then why is it that when
I see man interacting with a child, suddenly my mind
views him as the father to my hypothetical children? I swear to God, why does this happen? Is this just me? Because I feel like a man
with a baby attached to him could be like a Pokémon
character, just like “I play Fatherhood!” And
I’m gonna be over here like “Ah pika-pika!”. It’s effing wizardry. – Hey Sweetie, how are you? Oh my gosh, you’re so adorable. You know Uncle Dom loves you, right? – Oh my God he is so cute. – Christmas presents, and
we’re just gonna have a blast. – Were his eyes always that nice? – You’re growing up so fast. – Has he been working out? Wait, wait… Should I marry this guy? – Gimmie a kiss! – Oh my God he’d make such a
good father, just look at him. – Go on give me a kiss, don’t do that. – Wait, what’s happening down there? – You’re just so cute. – Oh my God I bet you he
could assemble IKEA furniture with his eyes closed. – Uncle Dom loves you. – (sighs) And then we
could live on a farm and we could be known as that cool
family that lives on a farm. – Okay I love you sweetheart. – And we’d only use organic baby food! Ugh, this is everything I want! Let’s make a baby! But, do not be confused
’cause this effect/spell only lasts for about 60 minutes, okay? You better milk it for as long as you can. – So, ’bout that baby… – Baby?! Ew, what? Get away from me, don’t touch me. – Yeah I didn’t wanna do that either. – Tired. Don’t be tryna bring up no
kids in no normal situation. If the child is not present,
no booty for you, okay boy? And to answer your question, yes. I would make out with you
in front of the child, if that’s what you’re thinking, okay? Don’t judge me, kids need to
learn about the human body at some age, what better age than three? I talk so much crap! I would never do that. I sound like a man. Man, man, man, man, hello my name is Bob. Number three, move that body boy! Can I just say, that there
is no greater turn on than a man that can dance well. There is very few problems
that that can’t solve. I cannot believe you
forgot our anniversary. – Alright, well I apologize okay, come on? – Okay, that’s not gonna work again. This is a different part of the video. – (sighs) Fine. (“Sorry” by Justin Bieber) – Now if you’ll excuse me,
I’m gonna go get a tattoo of D-Trix on my bosom. Number four, food! Now this could include bringing
us food, making us food, ordering us food, whatever
as long as it involves you allowing food to enter my world. Because honestly it says a
lot when a man understands his place in my life. It goes food, Game of
Thrones, him/all my friends that I complain to about him. – Uh, hey babe I wanted to
talk to you about something. Oh, you’re eating, you know what? It’s okay, we can talk about it later. – Thanks babe! – But babe, did you want fries with that? (cutlery clashes) – Come here! (soft music) No one has ever understood me like that. – Yeah and I can get you like
ketchup and mayo on the side, ’cause it’s your favorite right? (soft music) – It’s overwhelming! Marry me! – What? – Whoa! That might’ve been the sexiest
scene I’ve ever included in a video, is it hot in here? Number five, thumbs. And by that I mean clicking
the thumbs up button, what the hell were you thinking? Okay to be fair, you
liking this video might be just something that I like,
but like yo, hey you, yo. How you doin’, huh? Let’s get to know each other. And some other quick
ones include: not peeing on the toilet seat, being
funny, playing the guitar, being David Beckham, wearing just a towel, driving a manual car, knowing
how to properly hold a fork, knowing how to properly hold me, being WWE World Heavyweight Champion. And these are a few of my favorite things! But yo, this is just my
opinion, at the end of the day straight up don’t change
yourself for anyone, not even someone you’re
in a relationship with. Because can I just tell you? There’s more than enough hours in the day and hot strangers on Instagram
for us single people. So don’t stress about it too much. (magical jingle) Hope you enjoyed that video with… – D-Trix! – And we shot an awesome
video on his channel, the link is in the description. Make sure you go check it
out, give it a thumbs up, show it some love because
he is dope and awesome, so support this guy! If you liked this video
give it a thumbs up, make sure you comment below. If you wanna check out my last
video, yo it’s right there. If you wanna check out my
vlogs, they’re right there. Make sure you subscribe
’cause I make new videos every Monday and Thursday. Wanna try my outro? – Let’s do it!
– Let’s do it. One love Superwoman.
– Superwoman. – That is a wrap, and zoop! You nailed that! – I know, I was a little early. – Nailed.
– I was a little early! – I sound like I’ve swallowed
Caitlyn Jenner’s sex change. Like I swallowed her sex
change, like what am I? Lilly or Louis? You decide.

100 Comments

Cheyann Knepp

Jul 7, 2019, 11:17 pm Reply

It isn’t just you.. men interacting with kids is just heart warming

Jordan Leigh

Jul 7, 2019, 12:43 am Reply

what’s the blurry things I’m confused

Ella McD

Jul 7, 2019, 4:09 am Reply

There was this guy that's locker was RIGHT next to mine and he was wearing colone and I got SOOOOOO attracted to it

Metro Customer

Jul 7, 2019, 5:42 am Reply

U would make a good type of vampire 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂😂😂🤣 that was weird

中分

Jul 7, 2019, 8:31 pm Reply

There's this dude I knew who had a distinct cologn scent and one time, I knew of his presence by smell before I even saw him.

Katelyn Conney

Aug 8, 2019, 6:30 pm Reply

I hate the smell of cologne.

SliverClaw 2406

Aug 8, 2019, 7:17 am Reply

5:29 me when I see food

John Puente

Aug 8, 2019, 1:41 am Reply

2 things I LOVE FOOD and he can dance realy good . pizza!!!!!!

Sallie mwakie

Aug 8, 2019, 6:38 pm Reply

You smell like a miracle…
😂

Bob Ronny

Aug 8, 2019, 8:30 pm Reply

At 2.22 she literally predicted 7 rings

Edit: sorry idk how to do the 2.22 thing and make it blue

h u n n y p o t

Aug 8, 2019, 2:36 pm Reply

Y e s

Rahma Abdul Mabud

Aug 8, 2019, 2:31 pm Reply

Lily I luv u

Nicki

Aug 8, 2019, 4:48 pm Reply

and the dancing is why it's d-trix

Redwarlike Legend killer

Aug 8, 2019, 5:51 pm Reply

I lowkey wanna smash her

Papyrus

Aug 8, 2019, 12:10 am Reply

Im probrally Gonna pull an all nighter watching these.

Aspen Wood

Aug 8, 2019, 4:35 am Reply

All I want in a man is for him to have long hair, play the drums, and appreciate old music, and be hilarious

So basically 20 year old Roger Taylor

Moureen Marwa

Aug 8, 2019, 10:45 am Reply

The way her eyes shined when she said ‘Food’ – every girl ever

Ara Z

Aug 8, 2019, 4:12 am Reply

“Even I want to tell Chanel to make me a sandwich.”

Andrea Meñosa

Aug 8, 2019, 4:50 am Reply

No. 4 is literally goals! 😍

charlotte louise

Aug 8, 2019, 6:08 am Reply

who saw that spot in lillys neck and thought it was a hickey :/

Actual Oddball

Aug 8, 2019, 12:03 pm Reply

4:31 THE BLUR ISN’T THERE! But I get why she blurred it….

Fiona Harrison

Aug 8, 2019, 9:25 am Reply

Thank you 🙏

Florence Jose

Aug 8, 2019, 11:28 am Reply

To whom all did 7:03 remind of joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S♥️

Niharika Kumari

Aug 8, 2019, 5:33 pm Reply

When he started dancing, it just proved your point to all of us girls! 😂

Valeria Rebollo

Aug 8, 2019, 9:40 pm Reply

Then they ask why we ship them.

Thahlia Puthiyaveettil

Aug 8, 2019, 1:47 pm Reply

https://youtu.be/6qjNC-hqtMM?t=442
Thnx for helping me realise that 7 Rings is so similar to Favorite things.

Shaeen Timson

Aug 8, 2019, 8:12 pm Reply

What's behind that blurr

Adonis Kyriacou

Aug 8, 2019, 12:43 pm Reply

7:03 I'm underaged

Ava Wooddell

Aug 8, 2019, 12:47 pm Reply

His hair bothered me bro

Helen Demirci

Aug 8, 2019, 6:13 pm Reply

I was watching this with a person sleeping and I’m dying from laughter

Layan AbuAmara

Aug 8, 2019, 6:47 pm Reply

My name is blurry square and I can remember what u thing

Itz Grace

Aug 8, 2019, 9:57 pm Reply

The intro is me @ my friends

Rameshwar Singh

Aug 8, 2019, 2:42 am Reply

How you doin’ – Joey Trebeanni

Kpop Kween

Aug 8, 2019, 3:16 pm Reply

When she says jk jk I couldn’t stop thinking of BTS !!

JUNGKOOK 💖

lil_star.xox

Aug 8, 2019, 6:19 pm Reply

Am I the only one that only turns on subtitles for Lilly’s vids 😂?

S.

Aug 8, 2019, 4:48 pm Reply

07:22 Is it just me or did that sound like 7 rings

Bonnie Griffith

Aug 8, 2019, 2:10 am Reply

Yeah the reason why the one part is blurred is because there is kinda a inappropriate picture

starmione965 / luke965

Aug 8, 2019, 4:12 am Reply

In all honesty, the only thing that would work on me is the food portion

angel barnes

Aug 8, 2019, 6:17 am Reply

speak the truth please yall niggas take notes

Shaun Lorenzo

Aug 8, 2019, 1:36 pm Reply

Soooo true 😅

Nana Kofi Edusei

Aug 8, 2019, 12:06 am Reply

I am a kid

Anurag Upadhyay

Aug 8, 2019, 7:02 am Reply

What r u hiding behind you haan?

DEBIA SAROJINI

Aug 8, 2019, 11:02 pm Reply

6:18🤣🤣🤣

Sparkles Dini

Aug 8, 2019, 5:14 pm Reply

Omg!!All of that is so true,Lily!!<3

Lola S.

Aug 8, 2019, 9:15 pm Reply

that blurred spot is just a girl in a bra sksksk

ThatsMyName YT

Aug 8, 2019, 5:17 pm Reply

6:47
HAHAH

Anomia

Aug 8, 2019, 3:32 am Reply

The watermark 😡

Jackie Edgin

Aug 8, 2019, 4:46 am Reply

-be clean (smell good)
-go slow
-focus on things other than her beauty
-remember the little things (the little compliments every day, and the little gestures to show you care)
-protect us

Amy Morrow

Aug 8, 2019, 1:53 pm Reply

"You should listen to me Im a relationship expert that's single" WHY IS THIS ME EVERY SINGLE DAY

Waqar Detho

Aug 8, 2019, 4:46 pm Reply

5 things to make men more confused

Talia Land

Aug 8, 2019, 12:39 am Reply

That emoji is covering up somthing

Dheeraja Reddy

Aug 8, 2019, 9:37 am Reply

Don’t kill me but…
JK
Jk

Study Cupcake

Sep 9, 2019, 1:03 pm Reply

BTS Armys… i see you 😉

Just. Another. Black. Shadow. #13

Sep 9, 2019, 12:39 am Reply

My crush walks in
Friend: Just Act Normal
Me: 5:19

Klenam Maxwell-Aidam

Sep 9, 2019, 5:23 am Reply

What the heck did she blur out

Mumta Goel

Sep 9, 2019, 11:08 am Reply

Amazing video

McKinley Curry

Sep 9, 2019, 1:34 am Reply

You should listen to me! I’m a relationship expert that’s single.

– Lilly Singh

Frine Frine

Sep 9, 2019, 8:53 pm Reply

I love you 😘❤️😻😻😻😻💝🌷🍑🍆

Gracie Wandyte

Sep 9, 2019, 8:54 pm Reply

😂 😂 that perfume advert was everything

Frine Frine

Sep 9, 2019, 8:54 pm Reply

Jj371-323

Terry Smith

Sep 9, 2019, 10:30 pm Reply

Translation, I want and need somebody.

Jessy Ka

Sep 9, 2019, 12:34 pm Reply

PERFECT HUSBAND MATERIAL-

RM

Mumu Ahmed

Sep 9, 2019, 1:04 pm Reply

3:17
pika pikaaa

gacha kid liss

Sep 9, 2019, 10:27 pm Reply

3:50 "wait what's happening down there"

Lilly no no no stop no

The Amazing A

Sep 9, 2019, 8:20 pm Reply

4:31 Look at the blurred spot

CM – 08CS – Queenston Drive PS (1378)

Sep 9, 2019, 2:21 am Reply

Daaamn those moves!!!!

Prerna Sewa

Sep 9, 2019, 5:55 pm Reply

Lilly, i love you 💟💟

Victoria Dominguez

Sep 9, 2019, 11:58 pm Reply

Who thinks they make a cute match

Kay Esem

Sep 9, 2019, 11:12 am Reply

"…As long as it involves you allowing food to enter my world…" lol to that 😂😂😂

Aayu Ta

Sep 9, 2019, 2:25 pm Reply

How u doin'…. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Sophie Boertjes

Sep 9, 2019, 2:50 am Reply

What is that blurred spot doing there?? Like what?!?!

Dinah Monickam

Sep 9, 2019, 9:16 pm Reply

5:52

Your welcome!😂👌😜

Wowy Zowy

Sep 9, 2019, 3:17 am Reply

4:30 I'm surprised no one has pointed out the moment when the picture's not blurred

Sumedha Tata

Sep 9, 2019, 10:19 pm Reply

Lilly singing favorite things got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Elephant Squad

Sep 9, 2019, 1:45 pm Reply

7:00 did you get that from joey on friends

Gacha Moon

Sep 9, 2019, 6:50 pm Reply

I was hanging with my friends and
My head was on my guy friend shoulder and i smell his colonge and i started smelling him my friends look at like im a werido 😂

just pretend i put a really cool name here

Sep 9, 2019, 12:11 pm Reply

who came to the comment section trying to find another person commenting about that blurred spot ?

Mishka Maheshwari

Sep 9, 2019, 5:50 pm Reply

Relationship expert that's single 😅 story of my life 😐😶😅

Mishka Maheshwari

Sep 9, 2019, 6:00 pm Reply

What is that blurry spot in the corner?!

Mishka Maheshwari

Sep 9, 2019, 6:09 pm Reply

"you can't do that,it's a different part of the video"
Lilly Singh breaking the 4th wall since time immemorial 😅😂

lalirok arielis

Sep 9, 2019, 6:38 pm Reply

Lilly: how your doing
Me: i' m agirl

Dewey Cox

Sep 9, 2019, 1:12 pm Reply

Women are not funny.

Greg McClelland

Sep 9, 2019, 3:35 pm Reply

It's OK to be White!

Ayesha Nazir

Oct 10, 2019, 2:36 am Reply

“YOU SMELL LIKE A MIRACLE DAMMIT!”

Rebecca Graham

Oct 10, 2019, 9:16 am Reply

Why is it blurred

Reese GET WELL CHANNEL Gully

Oct 10, 2019, 12:59 pm Reply

Lol yeah singlehood ..hahaha

Megha Singhania

Oct 10, 2019, 5:23 pm Reply

For me a guy who is ACTUALLY funny, can sing and play the guitar/is a musician and singer turns me on!!!

abbie kriskey

Oct 10, 2019, 12:05 am Reply

that blurred box distracted me so much

rosseline rose

Oct 10, 2019, 2:54 am Reply

Actually that food part was not the hottest partttt!(but in this video……dance )

There’s a part 1 tooo and in that……

They kissed😻😻😻😻😻😻

Deepshikha Sharma

Oct 10, 2019, 5:26 pm Reply

Is it only me that hates the little blur spot… WTH IS THAT !!!!!

Areej Khan

Oct 10, 2019, 6:57 pm Reply

Boys be taken notes 😂😂😂

Ellie Knight

Oct 10, 2019, 8:41 pm Reply

Y is the picture blurred out?

*insert cringey username here*

Oct 10, 2019, 10:26 pm Reply

Dont ask another fish for tips on how to catch fish, ask the fishermen.

Violet Moore

Oct 10, 2019, 10:30 pm Reply

5:43 who else thought he was gonna start humping the floor xD

8A Elaine Evelyn Bjørkman SoroeBorgerskole

Oct 10, 2019, 8:45 pm Reply

Friends: why do you have so much dating advice even though you're single? Me: Coaches don't play

Marquis Johnson

Oct 10, 2019, 10:20 am Reply

Damn i even got turned on watching him dance lol

The Taki’s

Oct 10, 2019, 3:38 pm Reply

You were right lily when I watched him danced I was like I need a man like that

aleksandra XD

Oct 10, 2019, 10:47 pm Reply

SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skaistė Sipavičiūtė

Oct 10, 2019, 5:53 pm Reply

Why is one picture on the wall blurred out

Girl on a Hustle!!!! SKSKSKSK

Oct 10, 2019, 1:20 am Reply

Lol even while he was dancing he looked hot! But other than that . . . Try harder

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