2 GUYS 1 BATHROOM

By Grover Koelpin 100 comments


(toilet flushing) – Shut up!!! Oh, hey. You, uh, going to pee? – Yeah, you too? – Yeah. – Oh. – Go ahead. – No, go. (thinking) Urinal next to Anthony or stall? Man, I can never pee when somebody’s next to me. Stall it is. Wait. He knows I’m just going pee. If he sees me going to the stall, he’s gonna think I’m insecure and I have a small tallywhacker. Wait, why did I just call it a tallywacker? Okay, shut up, Ian. Just man up and pee in the urinal. – (thinking) Oh, crap, I can’t pee when someone’s next to me. Why the (bleep) did– what the hell was that bleep noise? – No one is here. No one is here. No one is here. Open your eyes. You look like you’re trying to drop a deuce. Okay, lighten up the situation. Tell him that funny joke about Tony Hawk’s brother, Mike. – What’s that smell? – Mike Hawk… was… – What? (thinking) Okay, the only way this could be more awkward is if– oh my God, someone’s waiting on me. – (thinking) Oh my God. Oh my God, creepy guy with a mustache behind me. Oh geez. – Fine! I’ll just use the stall! And I don’t have a small tallywacker! – All right, almost there. Just as long as Ian doesn’t– – Why are urinals white? – You know what? I’ve been standing here so long that now I kinda have to take a crap. – Weird. Me, too. – To see a completely alternate version of this video, go to smosh.com. – What the hell? Did Ian just crap his pants? – All right. These kids need to hurry the heck up. – Thanks for subscribing, you little tallywackers. That– that’s supposed to be a compliment, by the way.

100 Comments

Emelia Mckenna

Jan 1, 2019, 7:38 am Reply

2019 anyone?

Sebastian 9001

Jan 1, 2019, 1:08 am Reply

Mike Hawk = My Cock

MilonClasher

Jan 1, 2019, 5:51 am Reply

click here to subscribe downt work in mobile devices

Señor Chanclas

Jan 1, 2019, 5:15 am Reply

Did they change Thumbnail?

Electrical Artist

Jan 1, 2019, 1:09 pm Reply

When Ian said Mike Hawk I thought he sad "My Cock"…

The milks gone bad Joe

Jan 1, 2019, 11:32 am Reply

II-// |-/ it had to be done sorry I just like twenty one pilots

Alisha Mccann

Feb 2, 2019, 2:04 am Reply

What is a

OKay Don

Feb 2, 2019, 12:15 am Reply

And 2 girls 1 cup

Austin Z

Feb 2, 2019, 3:09 am Reply

First smosh video

merrick constantin

Feb 2, 2019, 3:15 am Reply

Is anyone watching in 2019

Michela Appleby

Feb 2, 2019, 6:13 pm Reply

What is a talewaker

Hidden

Feb 2, 2019, 6:40 pm Reply

xDD

Sari Qassim

Feb 2, 2019, 10:41 pm Reply

What’s that smell Mike hawk. My cock

Fgyimfffrd Hxrunvf

Feb 2, 2019, 6:21 am Reply

I can always count on old Smosh videos to cheer me up.

XxNarutoxX Trust

Mar 3, 2019, 6:11 pm Reply

Smash was better with anthony

ChiefPlays_roblox And mor

Mar 3, 2019, 3:15 am Reply

0:14 i thought the men sign is the boys room

drawing with PAZZAS

Mar 3, 2019, 12:31 am Reply

Hi im from the future .

paco seok

Mar 3, 2019, 6:17 pm Reply

Back when Ian was hotter than Anthony

Tombo Vitale

Mar 3, 2019, 8:51 am Reply

Cute guys love for them to.both piss on my face as they laughing at me ..

The Kirby Kid

Mar 3, 2019, 11:58 pm Reply

The sad thing about this video is that since Defy took down the original Smosh website, the alternate video doesn't exist anymore.

Julien Caron

Mar 3, 2019, 12:21 am Reply

1:40 Noooo!!!

Elaine lawlor

Mar 3, 2019, 6:52 pm Reply

Smosh is awsome

Rose Marion

Mar 3, 2019, 3:27 am Reply

👎

PuffpuffPowder Eatmyshorts

Mar 3, 2019, 10:13 pm Reply

It should have been 3 guys one cup

kri

Mar 3, 2019, 4:52 am Reply

*_ J E F F_ *

Frederik Kuemmel

Mar 3, 2019, 10:18 am Reply

Mike hawk

Skorp Saiyan

Apr 4, 2019, 11:27 pm Reply

Man, this still was the good stuff. Wish they would have done it just them two and no one else, but I understand we all change as time goes on.

Victoria

Apr 4, 2019, 11:38 am Reply

Ian finally learned how to properly pee

RCx Lowtex

Apr 4, 2019, 3:42 pm Reply

I liked my own comment because I know no one will 😔

cody torio

Apr 4, 2019, 5:46 am Reply

Is this related to 2 girls fingerpaint ps dont search it PLS

Mr Giraffe

Apr 4, 2019, 9:58 pm Reply

I laughed so hard when he said Mike Hawk and Anthony was like whaaat? 😂😂😂😂

Zack cash

Apr 4, 2019, 3:38 am Reply

back when smosh was really good

Immense Master

Apr 4, 2019, 8:46 am Reply

And I thought 5 year old pooped in urinals

Darius Gaming

Apr 4, 2019, 3:55 pm Reply

"Mike Hawk."
Thought he said "My c*ck."
Weird.

gяєg

Apr 4, 2019, 11:03 am Reply

AND I DONT HAVE A SMALL TALLYWACKER!
ian: O.O

Mister LUnity

Apr 4, 2019, 5:36 am Reply

When it was pure and fun…

uglywxrld

Apr 4, 2019, 6:52 am Reply

2019 anyone?

Gamer rayan

Apr 4, 2019, 4:14 pm Reply

Ha gay

` xDmanboe546 `

Apr 4, 2019, 5:36 pm Reply

Godo'l ian

Purple Purple

Apr 4, 2019, 1:13 am Reply

Talywarker

RemzySeven 7

Apr 4, 2019, 1:25 am Reply

2 GIRLS 1 CUP

RebirthedPhoenix

Apr 4, 2019, 4:11 am Reply

TALYWAKER

Toasty Animz

Apr 4, 2019, 6:03 pm Reply

Oh see Ian finally got potty trained

Ethan Zee Fortnite gameplays!memer

Apr 4, 2019, 3:33 pm Reply

1 bathroom 2 guys 2 bathrooms 1 guy

(Channel trying grow)

Snnsns Znzn

Apr 4, 2019, 7:13 am Reply

3 guys… 😔

supercrazymario404

Apr 4, 2019, 12:46 am Reply

I love crapping in the urinal

Peyton Farmer

May 5, 2019, 1:49 am Reply

Word of the day: TALLYWHACKER

XxGRENINJAxX

May 5, 2019, 1:09 pm Reply

Smosh is so stupidt

Xxsour_cream_pringle_girlxX Cruz

May 5, 2019, 12:55 pm Reply

OMG I WAS JUST BORN WHEN YOU MAKED THIS VID.

The Jr Squad

May 5, 2019, 8:49 pm Reply

My dads name is Tony Hawkes…

Ug Gam sea

May 5, 2019, 12:49 pm Reply

Shut up! Intro is the best intro in the history of intros.

Kirigaya

Jun 6, 2019, 12:43 am Reply

GAY

Yuri ‘

Jun 6, 2019, 1:57 am Reply

Anthony didnt pull down his pants to take a crap.

Brian Griffin

Jun 6, 2019, 3:00 am Reply

I always pee inside of a stall just so I can use the toilet paper

Teresa Hulbert

Jun 6, 2019, 6:03 pm Reply

I don’t like the bathroom

Carlin98

Jun 6, 2019, 1:54 am Reply

Nah way better than 2 girls 1 cup

Andrew H

Jun 6, 2019, 3:12 am Reply

.

Nayops 19

Jun 6, 2019, 2:11 pm Reply

1:02
What❓

Aaron Zink

Jun 6, 2019, 2:17 am Reply

Anthony leaves

ourbaz369

Jun 6, 2019, 8:41 pm Reply

2girls1cup remake

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Jun 6, 2019, 2:54 am Reply

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Ginza has

Jun 6, 2019, 2:23 am Reply

I don't think any girls will watch this

Jimmy Neutron

Jun 6, 2019, 9:12 am Reply

I wasn’t even born when this was made

L.A.W Boys

Jul 7, 2019, 2:38 am Reply

1:03

Silent Streakz

Jul 7, 2019, 8:47 pm Reply

I actually needed to pee but my sis was using the bathroom. But after watching i gotta take a crap now

Charlie Gaunt

Jul 7, 2019, 6:40 am Reply

Say Voldemort 5 times
Clap 3 times
don’t talk until you comment this on another video
you will sneeze

Crispedlemon

Jul 7, 2019, 6:38 am Reply

0:04 he did not say anything

Ava Layhew

Jul 7, 2019, 4:10 am Reply

2019 anyone

Salty Foot Lettuce

Jul 7, 2019, 6:00 am Reply

1:00 i fell of my bed🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😅😂🤣

Munchlax Lv100

Jul 7, 2019, 5:49 am Reply

Wat the sh*t

Dio Brando the default

Jul 7, 2019, 1:56 pm Reply

At the start it they were pretending that they didnt know eachother but at 0:22 Ian says "anthony

L.A.W Boys

Jul 7, 2019, 3:41 am Reply

1:03

Hello

Jul 7, 2019, 4:28 pm Reply

Instead of poop it's pee

Zoflow

Jul 7, 2019, 4:46 pm Reply

2019 anyone?

Trenton’s Vlogs

Jul 7, 2019, 1:13 pm Reply

Gay

Panda PlaysGames

Jul 7, 2019, 5:50 pm Reply

Ian

: "Mike hawk" Anthony: 0.0 wtf

Soggy Doggy

Jul 7, 2019, 7:53 pm Reply

Miss ya boys

VeryLLL000LLL

Jul 7, 2019, 8:45 pm Reply

(1:41)

Indian133133 Roblox

Aug 8, 2019, 2:09 pm Reply

H

Zackprogaming

Aug 8, 2019, 3:36 pm Reply

The bathroom being the most awkward place on earth

Friendly potato

Aug 8, 2019, 10:07 pm Reply

Yo is 69 in numbers if you think about it.

Frank McDoodle

Sep 9, 2019, 5:37 pm Reply

Dude its almost been 10 years

Trolixter Terror ❌

Sep 9, 2019, 4:09 am Reply

I was born in 2010 sep 3

GBloxxer

Sep 9, 2019, 10:37 am Reply

I laughed so frickin' hard when Ian said "Mike Hawk". We're the same, when I'm thinking of something, and then somebody asks me a question, I always accidentally say what I'm thinking. Lol 🤣🤣🤣

Sylvia Walters

Sep 9, 2019, 10:38 pm Reply

Wow

Bacon Troy

Sep 9, 2019, 8:18 pm Reply

Don’t search 2girls1cup!

ChingChong1234 Chi

Oct 10, 2019, 9:55 pm Reply

What kind of porno-

Gabi Cole

Oct 10, 2019, 4:02 pm Reply

Lol

The_Beef Boss Films

Oct 10, 2019, 4:49 am Reply

gag

Sean Rodriguez

Oct 10, 2019, 8:10 pm Reply

3 guys 1 bathroom

Finley L.

Oct 10, 2019, 1:46 am Reply

why some people are weird about this?

JAYKING9123

Oct 10, 2019, 2:29 am Reply

Who else is in October 2019 and saw the tik toks about the dumb or funny names this is where it originated from

Spectre

Nov 11, 2019, 1:58 pm Reply

i miss the old smosh

Natalie Perez

Nov 11, 2019, 4:44 pm Reply

do a diper vidio and poop in it or pee in it then show us it.

Mr. Nope

Nov 11, 2019, 12:31 am Reply

Mike hawk

HJM VLOGS

Nov 11, 2019, 3:27 am Reply

It’s actually 3 guys 1 bathroom 2 urinals 1 stall and 3 not small tally whackers

ella guansing

Nov 11, 2019, 11:36 am Reply

2019?

Alina

Nov 11, 2019, 11:09 pm Reply

tallywalker mike hawk

Monkee

Nov 11, 2019, 10:34 pm Reply

I tried to go to the alternative video…………..it's deleted ;-;

Brock Dain

Nov 11, 2019, 1:28 am Reply

Why can’t you never pee when someone’s next to you Ian

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